The War on Nipples - Page 3

M.D. Holloway · 06-04-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Bob Goding
John . Alysia is definately HOT!--but-- why do woman insist on
defacing themselves with stupid tattoos? I have never seen an example of body graffiti that enhanced the beauty of the victim!
You may assume that I do not like-----but nipples,well thats different!
http://maniaxdream.com/ftopict-186.html

Bob - what about the popular tat that is found on the small of the back, just above the rump. You telling me that fixed on the right body, a backdoor attempt wouldn't be hightened looking down on to that mystic display!

Son, you and many men would fall quick vic to an apoloigy for not being able to 'master your domain'!

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

i did not read post one in this thread. i just thought i'd drop in and say that woman nipples rule! no two are the same, not even two on the same girl. evey time i see a new nipple it's like seeing the 1st one ever, or at least finding a $5 when you do the wash.

carry on.

Bob Goding · 06-05-2005, 03:10 AM

Lubey, I sort of know what you mean, I once tried to convince my favourite stripper at Showgirls,-to get a big 'B' tatooed on both cheeks of her bum, so that when she was on stage she could bend over and show the sponsers name---but she wouldn't be in it!

Bob

Scott '96 993c2 · 06-05-2005, 08:20 AM

I guess this would be OK -- can't see the nipples . . .

Scott

asphaltgambler · 06-05-2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
I saw a guy on TV one time who made his living as a celebrety nipple arouser. I'm not making this up. It was his job to ensure that they were properly at attention before they took the stage, went in front of a camera, or whatever. I assumed he had some high-tech device with which to accomplish this. Not so; he just rubbed them and rolled them between his fingers. Sometimes truth really is stanger than fiction.

Why in the h3ll can't I get a gig like that???

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

I have nipples, can you milk me.

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M.D. Holloway · 06-05-2005, 01:55 PM

Scott'96 - I once had a girl friend tell me (when she was real drunk) that if she was a guy, she would be pulling it all the time. I told her that if I was a chick I wouldn't leave the fun bags alone...

Funny thing, you always want what you don't have

mikester · 06-05-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Scott '96 993c2
I guess this would be OK -- can't see the nipples . . .

Scott

I can *ALWAYS* see the nipples. Censorship be it a little black bar or a shirt just doesn't work.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

How about this one Mike?

RoninLB · 06-05-2005, 08:12 PM

I have about 5 pics of "golf tees". Maybe I could disguise them on a lawn full of golfers?

M.D. Holloway · 06-05-2005, 08:31 PM

Red-Beard - thats way too pneumatic...

jgiroux67 · 06-06-2005, 01:08 AM

Ha, this thread is great.
I love being a guy and I love women!

adrian jaye · 06-06-2005, 02:26 AM

dayem, anti-nipples

I LOVE big old "scammel" wheel nut type nipples
and loverly big dark brown Aurolea's

slurp, slurp

mikester · 06-06-2005, 06:48 AM

Red - we's on da same page dude.

Moses · 06-06-2005, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Bob - what about the popular tat that is found on the small of the back, just above the rump. You telling me that fixed on the right body, a backdoor attempt wouldn't be hightened looking down on to that mystic display!

The ubiquitous "tramp stamp?" No thanks. Although I think a crossword puzzle tattoo would be funny in that spot.

ZOA NOM · ZOA NOM's Garage

Have you tried my avatar???

It's all about the nipples.

Jims5543 · 06-06-2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by Moses
The ubiquitous "tramp stamp?" No thanks. Although I think a crossword puzzle tattoo would be funny in that spot.

Those tattoo's are so played out its not funy. I dont like Tattoos on chicks either, actually I am not a fan of tattoos period. I would never get one. I have seen how my tastes have changed over the last 20 years of my life there is no way in hell I am decorating myself with whatever image I feel would express me to others.

I think its funny when I see a 70 year old man with tattoos now. I think it will be even more funny when these kids grow up and their tattoos are all distorted due to sagging.

Can any of you imagine a 70 year old man with full sleeve tattos?

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