what is paris looking for? - Page 2

oldE · 01-13-2006, 05:36 AM

Its coin operated! You just put a penny in the slut! (I meant to say slot.)
Les

CJFusco · CJFusco's Garage

The post on the website says it all: "Damn she is gross."

Seriously, she has to be one of the most despicable human beings in the U.S.

slakjaw · 01-13-2006, 05:48 AM

I am guessing, She is wondering if it is still there or not.

Has it fallen off yet?

Ya know, I dont think I could hit that. She just makes me wanna puke.

kach22i · kach22i's Garage

Car keys.

}{arlequin · }{arlequin's Garage

that fresh stubble from the ingrown might be itchy in saltwater

btw, i think it's the first time i see her w/o a cellphone

bignut · 01-13-2006, 07:50 AM

switching on the vibrator.

Rikao4 · 01-13-2006, 07:50 AM

She is Eliz. Taylor in training, serves no purpose on this planet,we will hear for years about her new boy-toy,husbands,so young and her life is over already, seriously ..you couldn't pay me to talk to her..or anything else either. She has a future as a antibiotic rep. maybe.
Rika

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

i was thinking when i first saw it she was searching for her kitty.

Neilk · 01-13-2006, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by Joeaksa
She is so damm thick that she does not even know that she is an idiot. She is lucky that 1. she is rich, and 2, she is female and reasonably good looking.

Both of the above will carry her on through life. Lets hope that her brain matures as she gets older... It sure aint there now.

JoeA

Joe,

You forgot 3. she has great oral skills.

widgeon13 · 01-13-2006, 08:17 AM

Yeah, but no flat spot on her head for the beer.

dhoward · dhoward's Garage

You don't know that for sure....

vash · vash's Garage

i will go against the grain here. i like her, and would love to go and party with her. just hope she picks up the tab. she doesnt look like a 4 budlight kinda girl. i bet it would be a blast.

Highlander179 · 01-13-2006, 08:51 AM

adjustment to a piercing

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

Paris will inherit $30 million if the Republicans can kill the estate tax. Otherwise she'll only get about $27 million.

Last year she made more than all the Pelicanhead critics combined: $6.5 million.

And because you guys don't seem to know much about females: she's tucking her tampon string where it won't hang out of her bikini bottom.

vash · vash's Garage

she just got hotter.

what is the deal anyways? people hate her because she is ditzy, born with a silver spoon, etc...? i only know what i see, and i can't not like her because of it. beside, what is true? i would like to meet her and show her my dance moves. then maybe i can make judgement. is it her video? i dont get it.

M.D. Holloway · 01-13-2006, 10:49 PM

techweenie - I was hoping she was touching herself. Something more women should do.

There is something about her I find interesting. Not sure what, but if I ever had the opportunity to meet her I think I would. She is a bit over the top yet I wonder how much is played up?

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by techweenie
[BAnd because you guys don't seem to know much about females: she's tucking her tampon string where it won't hang out of her bikini bottom. [/B]

i know enough that i no longer need to get the directions out of the box they came in..

Edited. Inappropriate. -Z-man.

masraum · 01-13-2006, 10:57 PM

Just because she had sex with her boyfriend and isn't shy with her body, she's gross? I'm sure none of you fellas have ever had sex with someone and definitely wouldn't tape it. Sheesh, I bet some of you that think she's gross would probably hit a porn star or two. I dunno, she'd probably get boring really quickly because there'd be nothing to talk about, but sure, I'd hang out with her just for a bit to see what it was like, and if I got the chance, I'd hit it.

Her sister's not bad either.

island911 · 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by vash
she just got hotter.

what is the deal anyways? people hate her because she is ditzy, born with a silver spoon, etc...? . . .. is it her video? i dont get it.

"Paris" is being marketed to us all. . . in a seriously hard push. (ironically with lots of hard pushes, early on.

Do you like that?

oh, and; crabs.

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by island911
"Paris" is being marketed to us all. . . in a seriously hard push.

LOL!

It's the vast Paris Hilton conspiracy!

What delusion. The first time a magazine featuring Ms. Hilton doesn't sell out, her 15 minutes will be over.