what is paris looking for?

[kach22i]

Originally posted by techweenie
And because you guys don't seem to know much about females: she's tucking her tampon string where it won't hang out of her bikini bottom.

I knew you where a romantic deep down inside.

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by masraum
Just because she had sex with her boyfriend and isn't shy with her body, she's gross? I'm sure none of you fellas have ever had sex with someone and definitely wouldn't tape it. Sheesh, I bet some of you that think she's gross would probably hit a porn star or two. I dunno, she'd probably get boring really quickly because there'd be nothing to talk about, but sure, I'd hang out with her just for a bit to see what it was like, and if I got the chance, I'd hit it.

I was thinking about this also... you guys will go on and on about your favorite emaciated actress/musician/model and how much you would love to hit it... but Paris... oh icky!

Okay, she's not the brightest bulb on the tree but I would bang her like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Of course that is about as likely to happen as me doing some laps around Nirenberg in a CGT

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by masraum
Just because she had sex with her boyfriend and isn't shy with her body, she's gross? I'm sure none of you fellas have ever had sex with someone and definitely wouldn't tape it. Sheesh, I bet some of you that think she's gross would probably hit a porn star or two. I dunno, she'd probably get boring really quickly because there'd be nothing to talk about, but sure, I'd hang out with her just for a bit to see what it was like, and if I got the chance, I'd hit it.

Her sister's not bad either.

Has nothing to do with her having sex then its going out over the internet. She is, as Jethro Tull would say, "thick as a brick" ... damm stupid in other words.

It takes only one or two live interviews with her to realize that she will never have to worry about a Rhodes scolarship, or even a HS diploma (unless Daddy bought it for her) in her life.

If you just want to have sex with her, have fun. There aint gonna be much if any conversation nor any future there.

Joe A

[onewhippedpuppy]

Stupid and built like a 12 year old boy, no thanks. She could apply to Vash's thread about dating rich chicks that have nothing else going for them.

[pwd72s]

I have no doubt that she's being marketed. What I can't understand is why she's being marketed...

[Milu]

How about a quick pic of Paris screwing before Z-man sees it:
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There's more than one way to skin a cat:

[island911]

Originally posted by techweenie
LOL!

It's the vast Paris Hilton conspiracy!

What delusion. The first time a magazine featuring Ms. Hilton doesn't sell out, her 15 minutes will be over.

ahhh .. yeeeaaaah . . . why do guys like you boil everything down to "vast conspiracy" ?

I don't see any "vast conspiracy" there . .. just a major marketing push. A few years ago, the Hilton sisters "came out" on Oprah (?) shortly there after the sex video, then the Paris-Ritchie show . . . then Paris purfume. . ..

weenie, I thought you did marketing. --you must have really sucked at it.

[juanbenae]

Originally posted by k911sc
Edited. Inappropriate. -Z-man.

Z, was it the mouse thing, or the hike of the football part?

[}{arlequin]

she's very multidimensional

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14116

[Shaun @ Tru6]

I can't speak for how smart Paris is, but her sister Nikki is definitely dumb. We were across from her booth at the last Vegas tradeshow and got a chance to talk with one of her bodyguards. Not a lot going on. She's good at pointing though, that is she's supposed to have designed her line herself when really professionals do and she points to what she likes for the cameras.

[tiorio]

Digging for clams...or oysters...

[island911]

. . or crabs

[Moses]

... or Wayne

[Shaun @ Tru6]

OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages. So happy for Wayne, he deserves it!

[island911]

LOL . .. that explains 'that look' on Waynes face.

[Moses]

Originally posted by island911
LOL . .. that explains 'that look' on Waynes face.

He's showing Paris the new Pelican.

[fastbacker]

[juanbenae]

it looks all irritated down there in that shot. looks like when a poodle gets old and it's hindquarter's get all rusty looking...

[ZOA NOM]

Now THAT's inappropriate!

What a skank.

[elwood-914]

I'm sorry, but that last picture........take away the hair and it reminds me too much of Tammy Faye Baker.........Yuck.