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Wives and Porsches
Greetings guys,
I was talking to my neighbor yesterday and he told me this story… A man had an obsession with his red Porsche and spent many hours every week working on his car. He spent excessive amounts of money on parts and upgrades to make it faster and faster. She was jealous of the attention he paid to “his car” and the late night hours he spent in the garage. Just before her birthday she finally had enough and gave him an ultimatum. “This year, for my birthday, I want something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200, just for me!” A few weeks later she awoke on the morning of her birthday and looked out the front window. In the driveway sat a box with a big red bow. She went out in her bathrobe and approached the package. She opened it tentatively. Inside the box was a digital bathroom scale! His funeral is Wednesday of next week!
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Current Garage:'04 996TT S Cabriolet, 1975 911 Carrera 3.2 powered (my Precious), Also rans... '02 996TT, '03 996TT, 1967 912, 95 993 C2 Cabriolet, 76 911S Carrera, 2014 Carrera S, 2014 Turbo S, 1999 AMG SL, 1966 Lotus 7, Donny |
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04-10-2006, 07:58 AM
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Alter Ego Racing
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Florida
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Yeah, nice!
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04-10-2006, 08:44 AM
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HA ha, Guess his P-car only went to 199.
She caught him. |
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04-10-2006, 08:50 AM
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