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Do you think they remembered to call of the caterers?
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Maybe they can give Paris her own star on the LA County Lockup Walk of Fame to make her feel better!
Enjoy your stay, Miss Hilton. If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable... fuggedaboudit! Boo-frickin'-hoo. |
So I turn on the TV for a Paris update, and what do you know, another L.A. phenomenon has taken over the broadcast - that is the high-speed pursuit.
One station has so far devoted a whole hour to a Dodge pickup running away from L.A.P.D. cruisers. Sheez! |
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Pit maneuver ill advised - truck is larger than typical LAPD Crown Vic - The Ram's rear bumper aligns with the Crown Vic's windshield. Ram made a complete stop. Cops came out, drew guns, driver drove off. The pursuit is 2 hrs. long, started in Tujunga and is now in mid-city/Culver City. This just in from tmz.com. The pickup is being driven by Paris Hilton. :p |
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How do they know it is Paris? Are cupcakes being tossed from the truck?
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Latest update its OJ trying to save Paris....
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Whats Svandamme doing in Hollywood?
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OJ is holding a Chichuahua hostage with a knife to its throat, screaming, "Free Paris!!!"
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Why do you all care so much?
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Why do people like freak shows and car accidents
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"... if my client's a twit, you must aquit!" |
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