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This thread is wierd........but THIS thread ( http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=266081&highlight=grid+girls ) rocks and might help clean the pipe.
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Let me ask those of you guys that seem to be devoted Christians a question. I might be wrong, but as I understand it the Bible does not approve of this form of self stimulation. How do you cope ?
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Let me ask those of you guys that seem to be devoted Christians a question. I might be wrong, but as I understand it the Bible does not approve of this form of self stimulation. How do you cope ?
I don't remember anything specific (have read through the bible four times and attend church regularly for around ten years) but I may be wrong.


I suppose the short answer is the bible does approve of getting married and boinking like bunnies.
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I don't remember anything specific (have read through the bible four times and attend church regularly for around ten years) but I may be wrong.


I suppose the short answer is the bible does approve of getting married and boinking like bunnies.
Thanks Scott. Not sure from where I got that notion. In Sweden we have a saying (to boys when it is bed time): "Hands on the blanket"! Meaning you should not hide your hands under the blanket as you could secretly be performing the filthy art of mas-turbation. I believe particularly the Lutheran school does not approve. Why else, if not from religious roots, would mas-turbation be something rather shameful and embarrassing ? It is generally not an activity spoken about vividly in social contexts.

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