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Work competition
Ok, so I work for Kroger grocery stores (We own Ralphs, Food 4 Less, King Soopers, City Market, Smiths, Frys, QFC, Dillons, Fred Meyer, and a bunch of others for those who don't know Kroger) in the Corporate Headquarters. There is a competition for people to come up with new Corporate Brands products (Private Selection, Kroger brand,...). The prize is only $250 but hey, it's $250. So what do you think of my idea? Do you think they will like it?
 
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Mark 1979 930 Euro ***GONE AND DON'T MISS IT AT ALL*** "Worrying about depreciation on your car and keeping mileage down is like not ****ing your girlfriend so her next boyfriend finds her more appealing" --clutch-monkey Last edited by equality72521; 11-07-2007 at 10:31 AM.. |
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It'd be better if you named it "ShotBlok"
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You really should have a starburst that says: "Over 50% effective!"
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" 4 out of 5 women say it tastes just as good as the leading national brand!"
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11-07-2007, 10:49 AM
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Call it "Goalie".
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My first Mardi Gras MANY years ago, I saw a "generic" condom down in the tourist trap French Quarter: A single White package with big black letters: "Rubbers" on the front, and "for cheap *****ers" on the back...I had to buy one, but was afraid to actually use it
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Other items to consider:
- Made proudness China(sic) - Also available in junior sizes - Now with color-change herpes detector latex - Practically Non-Toxic |
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-This product is known to the state of California to cause cancer in lab donkeys. -Now available in fun packs! -Now available in Las Vegas bulk packs!
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"You won't even know it's there! (Because it broke.)"
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"Kroger Brand Condoms - for those intimate moments. . . like when she wants her cratch slapped and for you to bark like a dog while wearing leather chaps"
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"Buy a Kroeger to Cover Your Boner"
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"Poke her with a Kroeger"
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11-07-2007, 12:23 PM
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Plastic bags ain't just for groceries you know!
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11-07-2007, 12:27 PM
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3 ply for added protection
carbon fiber look for a racers edge chrome dome for that bling yo now with cratch slapp'n wings Don't get me started...
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11-07-2007, 12:32 PM
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"Before you bag her, bag this."
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11-07-2007, 12:35 PM
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Use Private Selection before you make that connection. . .
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
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1986 Porsche Carrera 3.2
1974 Porsche 911s
