have you ever been caught staring at a woman's boobs? - Page 3

BeyGon · 08-15-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeH

I just about got in the face of a guy looking at my 8 year old at Target a while back. I can't imagine this is something I'm going to get used to.

Was he one of the ten year old leches?

LeeH · 08-15-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BeyGon

Was he one of the ten year old leches?

He was easily 50.

BlueSkyJaunte · 08-15-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

When I was a very young pup, just starting to work here, there was a woman in her mid '30's with one hell of a set that worked in one of the tool rooms out in the shop. And she was proud of them, and there was no way a young 20-something could not look.

What they didn't tell you was that she was a dude!

Jims5543 · 08-15-2008, 02:20 PM

Just started a new job as a drafter. My manager was a very attractive mid 30's Portuguese woman, she was well endowed and seemed to hate bra's.

I asked for some instruction on a project and she walked over to explain to me what they needed. When she came to my drafting table, she basically put them on the table in front of me.

It was cold in the room.....

At 21 years old I could not help but stare... busted.. she got pretty bent out of shape, jumped back away from the desk and began dramatically brushing off her shirt and asking me in a very snotty tone if there was something wrong, was there something on her that was distracting me and what was it. I was floored and frozen like a deer in headlights.

The other drafter a dude in his late 40's fell off his drafting stool on the floor laughing and she then yelled at him too and stormed off.

I never looked at the woman any where but dead in her eyes from that day on and we worked together for 8 years after that.

KevinP73 · 08-15-2008, 02:24 PM

"I just about got in the face of a guy looking at my 8 year old at Target a while back. I can't imagine this is something I'm going to get used to."

This is the Gods honest truth. It happened many years back. My ex and I had split up and she, with my daughter moved north toSacramento. I hadn't seen my daughter for about five years and I really missed her. One day I was standing in line at Sams Club waiting to check out and noticed a girl who was about my daughters age and general description. I kinda zoned into a daddy moment wondering if that was how my girl looked and acted. I suddenly realized that this girls mother had eyes on me with the intensity of lazer beams. I was mortified!! I actually went up to her mother to apologize for what had to look like a very inappropriate display of attention towards her daughter and tried to explain myself with supporting evidence of wallet sized photo's of my girl. I'm not sure if this woman bought my explanation but she didn't call the cops so I figured I'd lucked out.

Rikao4 · 08-15-2008, 02:37 PM

poor Jim, YOU MISSED OUT..you could have been a BOYTOY..,
all you had to say..your gourgeous and distracting...
you fumbled, she spent the next 8 yrs thinking your ghey..

Rika

Jims5543 · 08-15-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikao4

poor Jim, YOU MISSED OUT..you could have been a BOYTOY..,
all you had to say..your gourgeous and distracting...
you fumbled, she spent the next 8 yrs thinking your ghey..

Rika

Nah, she was in a long term relationship that , as far as I know is still going on today, I was just beginning to date my would be wife and she was hotter.

Lets see, late 30's woman or 19 year old? While the cougar would have probably turned me out I am happy with my choices, 18 years later I have my own cougar.

MRM · 08-15-2008, 03:32 PM

A few months ago I was walking through Macy's on my way home after work when I saw an attractive woman coming down an escelator. I was checking her out when she apparently noticed me staring and waved to me in recognition. Then I recognized who she was. She is an attorney who I see on cases fairly frequently and I know pretty well. I just didn't recognize her outside the office. I've always thought she was attractive but I had always averted my eyes. Since then she's had the courtesy to not mention that she caught me checking her out. I don't think she minded. I was appalled.

Gogar · 08-15-2008, 04:20 PM

beasty · 08-15-2008, 05:23 PM

I always get caught, I never really care, they know they like it, most of the time i just end up flirting with them anyway. Its perrrrty fun!

mikester · 08-15-2008, 11:07 PM

This is a story from work...

One of the guys many years ago was sitting next to a woman who now still works in the same place but on the other side of the building.

He was preparing to go on vacation and leaving his 'out of office' voice mail message.

I guess he had rerecorded it a few times but couldn't get it right and our female coworker was tired of listening to it or wanted to make it more difficult for him.

Apparently she walked up to him in his cube and flashed him.

It STILL brings a smile to his face.

She's not a bad looking broad but she's probably about 50 now - nothing wrong with that as it was more than a few years ago. Now HIS response is, smiling, when you don't expect them - they are almost always a welcome surprise.

HA! AND SHE TOLD ME THE STORY!

What makes 5 pounds of fat pretty?

A nipple.

vash · vash's Garage

hahaha. gogar, is that gavin newsom? hahahhaha.

rattlsnak · rattlsnak's Garage

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Originally Posted by mule

please Tell Your Tits To Stop Staring At My Eyes!

Rofl!!

Zeke · 08-16-2008, 09:24 AM

Aw, he was just trying to read her name tag.

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Originally Posted by LeeH

From:
http://ebcrennie.googlepages.com/boys

rattlsnak · rattlsnak's Garage

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Originally Posted by milt

Aw, he was just trying to read her name tag.

Uh, that's name tags, with an S.

varmint · 08-16-2008, 09:45 AM

air-cool-me · 10:28 AM

have to find a way to auburn...

A female pilot on a forum I frequent made this statement:

" Don't you hate it when you get into turbulence, and you look over at your First officer, and realize that he's staring at your boobs?"

ZOA NOM · ZOA NOM's Garage

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Originally Posted by varmint

Bad start, kid. You closed your eyes????

pwd72s · 08-16-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MRM

A few months ago I was walking through Macy's on my way home after work when I saw an attractive woman coming down an escelator. I was checking her out when she apparently noticed me staring and waved to me in recognition. Then I recognized who she was. She is an attorney who I see on cases fairly frequently and I know pretty well. I just didn't recognize her outside the office. I've always thought she was attractive but I had always averted my eyes. Since then she's had the courtesy to not mention that she caught me checking her out. I don't think she minded. I was appalled.

Women LOVE being checked out...as long as it's done respectfully. Perhaps it's that I'm a nearly 65 year old grandpa type. One who is simply appreciating the beauty without any thoughts of possession. If a woman catches me enjoying the view, I just make eye contact & smile. 9 times out of ten, the response is a smile back. She's accepting the compliment that I'm enjoying her beauty, yet she knows no hassles will come from it.

VINMAN · 08-16-2008, 04:11 PM

A friend of mine has a pretty nice rack. Shes always catching guys looking at them.
When it happens, she does the usual, gets pissed and huffy and crosses her arms over her chest. One time when she did that, I told her " You know, when you do that , It only pushes them together and makes your cleavage look even better." She started laughing and punched me and called me an A-hole.