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Wal-Mart Bingo
Next time your in Wal-Mart, see if you get Bingo...
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12-18-2008, 09:35 PM
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Bingo is too easy...better go for a "Blackout"
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A couple more pirates in the world and the top row would be easy as pie. A few more smokers and the middle row would be easy, but people buying beer at walmart isn't gonna happen up here, since it isn't sold at walmart
No blackout for me.
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12-19-2008, 10:48 AM
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At the wal-marts around here, the most common sight is a 20 year old pregnant woman with 5 kids.
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12-19-2008, 11:13 AM
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True story: I was at the Watkins Glen Wal-Mart walking down the aisle. Across from me, coming down the same aisle in the opposite direction was a group of women: a rather large woman (aka the mother hen), a younger daughter, probably 19-20, and a young 12 year old girl. Other than the mother hen, the two other girls were not obese, and they seemed to be rather normal - full set of teeth, no visible tatoos, moles, no apparent facial or leg hair, no pronounced limp - just a coulpe of typical girls.
I hear a cell phone ring from somewhere within that group of women. The middle one pulls on the neck of her T-shrt, reaches in, and out comes a cell phone. I stop in my tracks jaw dropped to the floor. They continue on like nothing was unusual about that. Who would have thought that a woman's bra could double as a phone holster. Yes sir - this can only happen in a WalMart... -Z-man.
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I got "bingo" before we even left the house. What do I win?
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Did you get the memo?
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12-19-2008, 11:28 AM
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Sad thing is I could find most of those things at my family reunion. I come from serious dub-T.
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12-19-2008, 11:37 AM
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You can add "crack face sores"
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12-19-2008, 12:09 PM
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I was in Wal-Mart the other day and this kid came hauling-ass down the aisle on a BMX bike.
His mom came running after a short time later, screaming "ADOLF HITLER CAMPBELL, YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE THIS MINUTE OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING A BIRTHDAY CAKE!"
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12-19-2008, 12:13 PM
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Excellent, sir.
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Our Son loves the place - refers to it as 'the freak show'.
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They left out "275 lb woman in tight stretch pants"
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[QUOTE=Z-man;4369465]
Who would have thought that a woman's bra could double as a phone holster. QUOTE] Z-man - you need to get out more. You should see the look in their eyes if it's set to vibrate on ring. Not that unusual to see tissues and keys fished out from there as well - quite funny if they are well built and the keys have moved from where they thought they left them. Tim
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12-19-2008, 03:14 PM
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I'm guilty of beer & diapers.
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12-19-2008, 03:23 PM
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