The impossible dream

[Seahawk]

How did I miss this, "Adventures With Snipe" thread...

I'm 52, married for 18 years and just damn happy for the opportunity to get a peek at what the single fellas are up to.

Great thread, Snipe.

As for the crazies? After my second "Play Misty For Me" experience I began to view getting a little trimage in a whole new light.

Edit: Should I have used, "Bro", Bros?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Boo.

She told me i looked like Kara Thrace from Battlstar Galactica. First time for that one. Hahaha.

Dude, are you a tranny? Courageous, I'll give you that.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by Dottore

Nah. I'm not so manly.

If I were real manly I would repeatedly post staged pictures of myself with my latest internet-date ex-porn star, ex-girlfriend or whatever lesbian sorry excuse for a woman, in a delusional, narcissistic attempt at self-aggrandizement, because, hey man, that way all my imaginary friends on PPOT would really respect me and think I was "da man".

Yeah, bro, that's just what I'd do.

Harsh!

100% accurate, but HARSH!

Serious train wreck of "meet me out back after school (8th grade?) and I'll show you pictures of my naked girlfriend guys" thread.

Classy.

[Schumi]

Originally Posted by Dottore

Nah. I'm not so manly.

If I were real manly I would repeatedly post staged pictures of myself with my latest internet-date ex-porn star, ex-girlfriend or whatever lesbian sorry excuse for a woman, in a delusional, narcissistic attempt at self-aggrandizement, because, hey man, that way all my imaginary friends on PPOT would really respect me and think I was "da man".

Yeah, bro, that's just what I'd do.

aggrandizement... I could eat that word.



This topic is a little too young for dottore to enjoy. Hell, it seems a little too young for snipe to be enjoying, but that is why PPOT is fun.

[m21sniper]

There are a few haters here, but they're outweighed 10:1.

As always in life, you cannot please everyone.

I'm more than happy to bat .900

Originally Posted by Seahawk

Great thread, Snipe.

Thanks. I figured the vast majority here would find it entertaining/amusing/diverting, just as the vast majority found my lesbian hot.

And i was right.

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

Second, I do better all the time...she's called my wife....and yes she is hotter than your porno lesbo chick. BTW, no I won't post pics of her.

Of course you won't post pix, it's easy to criticize, but it takes courage to show what you've got...and to withstand the crucible of criticism from the petty haters. There are people in the megan fox thread criticizing her, i'm thinking pix of your (or anyone's) wife would not fare too well here at all.

Someone asks me what i look like, so i post a pic to answer, its criticized. I post another pic to directly answer the criticism, im called narcissistic by some(though others- much bigger men, more secure in themselves- complimented me, and for that i think you guys). It's amusing, and predictible, and that's just the way of the world. It doesn't bother me, it just makes me smile.

And honestly, i don't care how hot your wife is (or isn't), in a marriage i would be completely bored. Eating the same old crackers again, and again, and again, and again. That being said, you could post a pic of the most butt ugly cow on earth, and i still would not criticize her, i'd find something nice to say. Apparently you and i differ in that way.

More power to you for chaining yourself to one flavor, but to me, your life is a fate worse than hell.

Originally Posted by ND

I would get one a little hotter than that...but that's just me.

Of course you would. But i don't have to pay for my lesbians. Yet another difference between you and me.

[Nathans_Dad]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Of course you won't post pix, it's easy to criticize, but it takes courage to show what you've got...and to withstand the crucible of criticism from the petty haters. There are people in the megan fox thread criticizing her, i'm thinking pix of your (or anyone's) wife would not fare too well here at all.

I think you have the wrong idea. I wouldn't post pics of my wife on the internet for two reasons:

1). I have more respect for her than to post pics for some faceless men to ogle over.

2). I have no need to get some sort of self gratification by trying to get the approval of a bunch of people on an internet board about who I may or may not be having sex with.

Oh, and as far as me paying for lesbians, I'm not sure where you're going there, I do not and will not pay for any sexual encounters.

Like I said, to each their own. If you want to scour internet dating sites and try to score with bottom of the barrel porn actresses while posting highly metrosexual pictures of yourself feel free. It just ain't my cup of tea.

In the future, if you want to post pics of yourself and/or your pornskank of the week then don't be surprised if not everyone finds her as skankalicious as you.

[m21sniper]

The ladies pix achieved a 90+% approval rating among those who saw her, and i got quite a lot of open praise from other (secure in their manhood) men for myself, not that i really care. The compliments are appreciated however, just the same. The insults, well since i view them to be petty jealousy in and of themselves, i take them as great compliments as well.

There have been but a few haters here, of which you are one. Everyone has haters, even Megan Fox is now being criticized for her "big feet" in the ongoing thread about her. Shrug. Opinions are like azzholes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink.

As far as the women we could get, sure doc, whatever you say. Just using your title is paying to play.

And seriously....metrosexual? Me?



If so, then you have surely redefined the word...

[Nathans_Dad]

LOL, using my title...too funny.

My wife is a doc too. I don't think my title would carry a lot of weight with her.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

As always in life, you cannot please everyone.

I'm more than happy to bat .900

You're serious???

Originally Posted by m21sniper

The ladies pix achieved a 90+% approval rating among those who saw her, and i got quite a lot of open praise from other (secure in their manhood) men for myself, not that i really care. The compliments are appreciated however, just the same. The insults, well since i view them to be petty jealousy in and of themselves, i take them as great compliments as well.

There have been but a few haters here, of which you are one. Everyone has haters, even Megan Fox is now being criticized for her "big feet" in the ongoing thread about her. Shrug. Opinions are like azzholes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink.

As far as the women we could get, sure doc, whatever you say. Just using your title is paying to play.

And seriously....metrosexual? Me?



If so, then you have surely redefined the word...

Nice wrist.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

LOL, using my title...too funny.

My wife is a doc too. I don't think my title would carry a lot of weight with her.

We were talking about scoring with young lesbians. Who are often young money grubbers as well. We're not talking about your Dr. wife and whether or not she is into you for your title. You are a very highly educated individual, i cannot believe i'm even having to explain this to you.

If i had "DR" before my name i would get 5x as many chicks just by saying "Hi, i'm Dr. Sniper."

It's ok dude, you spent the money, reap the rewards, but make no mistake, it is affection bought. And quite common knowledge as well. Chicks dig doctors because chicks associate doctors with $$$.

I on the other hand- after 5 months waiting for workers comp (cheap bastards), am flat broke. I have nothing but my wits and my looks to rely on. Anything i get, it's earned the hard way. This chick- this LESBIAN chick- was going to fly out from minnesota to meet me. Out of her own pocket. Based solely on my looks and my personality, with not a dime attatched. She was basically providing me with door to door service. And i shot her down, because she's not good enough for me.

So hey, how about an attaboy instead of all the hating? It really just makes you look, well, like a hater.

[Nathans_Dad]

LOL, I guess you might have been talking about scoring with young lesbians, I was not.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

LOL, I guess you might have been talking about scoring with young lesbians, I was not.

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

If I were going to risk my HIV status on an admitted (lesbian) porn actress I would get one a little hotter than that...but that's just me.

I'm thinking yeah, "Dr" would be real impressive to money hungry porn queens. And honestly, have you ever converted any lesbians back to straight in your entire life? Let alone one hotter than "mine"?

If you can get them, more power to you, you won't ever see me hating on you, or them, for it. And yeah, i'd wanna see the pix, and no, i would not put her down even if she was butt ugly. It would be disrespectful to you, a fellow poster that (normally) i actually rather quite like, and admire.

A simple, "not really my type" (which in reality is all it comes down to) isn't enough? Sheesh.

And seriously dude, metrosexual??? Me?

[dtw]

Originally Posted by milt

Nice wrist.

Diet Coke through nose.

[Nathans_Dad]

Sniper,

I think some nomenclature clarification would be good here.

First, you started the thread talking about how you were going to convert a "red hot lesbian" to being straight.

So, the first point is that the pic you posted (despite making a big show about how you wanted to keep her pic private) does NOT show a "red hot lesbian". It shows a middle of the road (at best) porn actress.

The second point would be that since she is an admitted porn actress, she really probably isn't a lesbian in the first place and secondly if she were a lesbian, she probably would have sex with anyone or anything on film if you paid her enough.

Lastly, yes, I am serious about you being a metrosexual with those gender bending photos of yours...

[berettafan]

many chicks dig docs because of money. i know several. they are soulless cold fish who exist only to spend their hubbies money. actually i can think of a few guys who married woman docs only for the bux.

but that is not the case 100% of the time. maybe not even 20% of the time, who knows. i always give the benefit of the doubt. you must consider that docs, in general, are healthy, smart and gregarious all of which are good ways to get laid.

btw, EVERY lesbian i have spent more than a few hours with has had MAJOR psychological problems and, at heart, have been miserable.

[Rot 911]

Originally Posted by Dottore

You're $hitting me, right?

I am absolutely dying here. There are tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard. Snipe you should never have posted that picture of yourself.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Kurt V

I am absolutely dying here. There are tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard. Snipe you should never have posted that picture of yourself.

His words had absolutely no affect on me. Just the babbling of an old man who wishes he was young again.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

So, the first point is that the pic you posted (despite making a big show about how you wanted to keep her pic private) does NOT show a "red hot lesbian". It shows a middle of the road (at best) porn actress..

In -your- opinion. Many others have said, "yes snipe, she is hot."

Subjective. Again, i would think i'd not have to explain this to one so intelligent, or perhaps you're not very intelligent. You're not one of those doctors that forgets surgical instruments in people are you?

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

The second point would be that since she is an admitted porn actress, she really probably isn't a lesbian in the first place and secondly if she were a lesbian, she probably would have sex with anyone or anything on film if you paid her enough.

Her work is all girl-girl. The people who were nice got to see one of her layouts. Of those that did, all but 1 said "yeah snipe, she's hot."

There are lesbian porn actresses, it is an entire cottage industry unto itself.

Third, she was paying out of her own pocket to come see me.

The day -any- lesbian pays out of pocket to come see you and spends her money wining and dining you, then you can talk about what you could get and couldn't get. Until then, you're just a hater.

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

Lastly, yes, I am serious about you being a metrosexual with those gender bending photos of yours...

You are obviously completely unaware of what the word means.

And hey, that i am better looking than a lot of chicks- high cheekbones, good skin, blue eyes, VERY young looking for my age....i have no problem with that. I actually take all the "insults" (well, it's really only been a few from a few old men) in that regard to be quite complimentary as well.

The 'meterosexual' pic that you're carrying on about was taken by my female friend who cuts my hair. It was combed over like that because she was in the act of cutting it, and she suddenly stopped in mid-cut and looked at me and said, "wow Billy you really look beautiful like this", and she actually stopped what she was doing to take my picture in mid-haircut. Now when is the last time a woman told you that you look beautiful?

Seriously, coupled with the meghan fox thread where clowns are actually cutting her up for everything from the size of her feet to a couple tatoos(mind boggling), i really am not troubled by the petty hating here at all. This is why anyone famous is encouraged to never google themselves. Haters.

There is a girl right now on her way from Central Pa to come see me today for the first time. At this very moment.

I'm not going to be around all day....so hey, enjoy whatever it is you're doing, i know i will- and it's not going to cost me a single dime.

[Nathans_Dad]

Yes, we can agree that you are better looking than a lot of chicks. Congrats on that.

LOL, also congrats (I guess) on being told you look beautiful. You got me there. I don't think I've ever been told I look beautiful. Not sure I would want to be either...

I was actually just admiring your high cheekbones.

Prediction for Sniper's next thread:

"Help! It burns when I pee!"

[Eric Coffey]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

The ladies pix achieved a 90+% approval rating among those who saw her, and i got quite a lot of open praise from other (secure in their manhood) men for myself, not that i really care.

Yes you do care. Otherwise you wouldn't even have thought to post it. Even if it's subconscious, it would appear that you have an insatiable need for approval/compliments/reinforcement. Otherwise you wouldn't post these type of threads with such frequency, or become so defensive at the slightest critism.

Opinions are like azzholes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink.

Including yours.

Funny how on one thread/post you can chalk it up to "everyone has their own opinions" or "it's all personal preference". But then you go bi-polar on the next thread/post and label those with differing opinions/comments as "haters" GMAFB.

And seriously....metrosexual? Me?

Maybe not "metro", but you are certainly NOT overly masculine in appearance.

Feminine facial features, long hair, posting shirt-less pics of himself on male-dominated BBS, the Adam Lambert "bromance" etc. And no, I'm not calling you gay (not that there's..), just stating the obvious (you asked).

Furthermore, Dottore was spot on (you will rarely hear me say that). You come across as extremely narcissistic with an ego problem (e.g. "flexing" pic). Again, you seem to have an addict-like need for peer approval/reinforcement (underlying insecurity?). Just look at how many times you have felt the need to post (reiterate) that others approved of your choices/actions.