The impossible dream

[gassy]

Here she is everyone!

[pwd72s]

Women are nutzo...period. My daughter was hetero, then a lesbo, now she's back to hetero. Many switch around to whatever floats their boat at the time.

[gt350mike]

This reminds me of my favorite lesbian joke......What do you call a 300 lbs lesbian????


A bush-hog!!!

[asphaltgambler]

I am hanging by a thread here......waiting...................

[onewhippedpuppy]

Just remember, it's all a story until you post a video.

[stomachmonkey]

One of my young guys here in the office has accomplished it several times this year.

Apparently "word" gets out.

He lives in an apt complex with a few lesbians and hangs out with them regularly.

Does not hurt that he looks like The Rock.

[9dreizig]

Guys I've seen the pic,, Sniper is correct, she's hot!!!

[ljowdy]

Read this:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_turn_a_lesbian_straight

[willtel]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

her profile states in bold caps (paraphrasing): "IF YOU ARE A MAN DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT ON MY PAGE, GIRLS ONLY."

And i didn't....she messaged me totally out of the blue when the site im on (for whatever reason) featured me on their home page earlier today for about an hour.

I also got about 25 messages from gay guys. We won't talk about those though.

As for my strategy, i write poetry. And i have long blonde hair. And blue eyes. And i look young. And i have no fat. At all.

I once dated a girl that I met through a friend. The second time we hung out I walked her out to her car and noticed one of those oval stickers with the state abbreviation for Texas on it, except this one had rainbow letters. I brought it up with a little jab about Texas and asked in a naive way what was up with the rainbow, she said she just thought it was pretty but I sensed a little tension so I moved on. A week or so later I found a photo of her in her room (I wasn't snooping) with an "ex" who looked suspiciously like a man with boobs. She noticed me studying it and broke down and told me that before we met she had been dating girls exclusively for about 4 years (she wasn't much over 18 so this was probably almost all of her dating experience). I was mature about it and everything went great for about 8 weeks until I got a call one morning saying she was on her way back to Texas and we wouldn't be seeing each other anymore. I think she was a little upset that I wouldn't commit to anything long term. We are still in touch and she is now married to a man and as far as I know hasn't been back to the other side. All in all it was a great time, she was very open and I eventually found out that she had more experience with girls than I did. I also found out that she fooled around with the female friend that we met through, I still kick myself for not getting us all together for drinks more often.

If you can get her to turn the corner IMO you are in for a good time. Just remember that the women in her past or present are not your competition, so always be respectful to them and her feelings about them and she will reward you for it.

[emcon5]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

her profile states in bold caps (paraphrasing): "IF YOU ARE A MAN DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT ON MY PAGE, GIRLS ONLY."

Assuming this is some sort of dating site, it could simply be a way to avoid messages from a bunch of horny dudes. Let her initiate contact with anyone she wants, while being (for the most part) left alone.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Just remember, it's all a story until you post a video.

Hahahaha.

Originally Posted by ljowdy

Read this:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_turn_a_lesbian_straight

Saved! A tactical handbook may come in handy.

Originally Posted by emcon5

Assuming this is some sort of dating site, it could simply be a way to avoid messages from a bunch of horny dudes. Let her initiate contact with anyone she wants, while being (for the most part) left alone.

Very possible. A thorough search of her buddies lists though, and lo and behold, i am the lone dude in a sea of beavers.

I don't much care regardless, she's hot. Straight up hot.


Thanks for the stories, handbooks, andvice, and jokes lads. I hope the 8 of you i sent pix to enjoyed the view.

[kmhemi]

A friend of mine converted one. She isnt RED hot but she was a 100% die hard no guys ever carpet muncher....not any more......

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

lo and behold, i am the lone dude in a sea of beavers.

You have stumbled upon one of the all-time great sig lines.

Pull all that other stuff out and go with it.

[red-beard]

You need to watch "Chasing Amy"

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe

You have stumbled upon one of the all-time great sig lines.

Pull all that other stuff out and go with it.

Hahaha ok, will do.

Originally Posted by red-beard

You need to watch "Chasing Amy"

Who's in it?

[MPDano]

Is it a safe for work pic?

[Dueller]

At the risk of having this thread moved to PARF, let me paraphrase a social activist's most famous speech....

" I've been to the mountaintop and I've seen the promised land....I may not get there with ya, Snipe...but mine eyes have seen the GLORY."

Or to quote another famous character:

"SCHWINNNNNNNNNNG."

Truly a lipstick lesbian...time to pull out the ol' .50 caliber, Snipe. Definitely worth the recoil

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by MPDano

Is it a safe for work pic?

Yes sir. She has on a lovely long red dress, quite striking.

Or as dueller put it:

Originally Posted by Dueller

At the risk of having this thread moved to PARF, let me paraphrase a social activist's most famous speech....

" I've been to the mountaintop and I've seen the promised land....I may not get there with ya, Snipe...but mine eyes have seen the GLORY."

Or to quote another famous character:

"SCHWINNNNNNNNNNG."

Truly a lipstick lesbian...time to pull out the ol' .50 caliber, Snipe. Definitely worth the recoil

I told ya she was smokin'.

Responsible parties may send a PM for a pic request.

[Dueller]

Well, back to the original question. Dunno if I've ever converted a lesbian straight. Probably have converted a few straight women to the other team, tho'.

[MPDano]

Yup, I agree. Worth the time and effort. Snipe it!