The impossible dream

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Never had the opportunity...but I did date a stripper for a few months in another life. Seriously focked up woman.

Turns out my lesbian is in the adult entertainment business.

Not sure i want to go down that road. Then again, not sure i don't either...

As for strippers, i have a no stripper rule based on numerous past experiences. I'm thinking a porn starlet probably elevates that craziness level well beyond the threshold of what i wish to deal with. Disease is not an issue, as it's all girl-girl stuff she does.

Still, i find myself with vastly diminished interest.

[red-beard]

A lesbian Porn star?

maybe

An Evile lesbian porn star?

Definitely

[m21sniper]

How did you like the pix i sent you the link to redbeard?

[kaisen]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Turns out my lesbian is in the adult entertainment business. Disease is not an issue, as it's all girl-girl stuff she does.

Well, does every girl she shares fluids with ONLY do girls? If one of them caught something from a girl-guy encounter, she could easily transfer that during their girl-girl playtime. Then transfer it to you. It's not any safer. Just sayin'.

[MPDano]

Ewww. He's got a point. Run Sniper run!

[m21sniper]

I'm probably running. It's a shame, she was friggin hot.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

I'm probably running. It's a shame, she was friggin hot.

Hell, snipe....If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

I mean, c'mon...its not like she's a Haitian hooker you're doing unprotected in the backdoor while sharing needles with her pimp.

Live a little.

so we can live vicariously.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Hell, snipe....If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

I mean, c'mon...its not like she's a Haitian hooker you're doing unprotected in the backdoor while sharing needles with her pimp.

Live a little.

so we can live vicariously.

Nah, gotta let the big head do the thinking this time (for once).

I just can't deal with full on crazy anymore, i'm too old for that.

So guys, here's the prize that was before me. PM me for the unclothed version:



And her last (nice, haha) message to me:

From:
Staci B(GIRLS ONLY)

To:
Me

Date:
May 6, 2009 10:10 AM

Subject:
Re: Good morning my lovely lady....
Message:
i could really fall in love with you i want you to know that

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Sorry miss. No can do.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

And her last (nice, haha) message to me:

From:
Staci B(GIRLS ONLY)

To:
Me

Date:
May 6, 2009 10:10 AM

Subject:
Re: Good morning my lovely lady....
Message:
i could really fall in love with you i want you to know that....and monkeys will fly outta my butt

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Fixed it for ya, Snipe.

[porsche4life]

Ahh c'mon you'll regret not hittin it once.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Ahh c'mon you'll regret not hittin it once.

Perhaps, but i'd rather regret not hittin' it in 30 years than regret hittin' it every day for the rest of my life as i sit pondering the fact that i got herpes or AIDS.

To hell with that.

Not only that, the chick is "falling in love with me" after a i wrote her a few poems and a matter of a couple days.

Really- crazy meter is totally pegged, time to exfiltrate this AO amigo.

For you young guys out there, take heed. There is a certain point where it just aint worth it.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Looks like my video comment was spot-on!

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

So guys, here's the prize that was before me.

.

Mein lieber Gott im Himmel!

I've been told that I'm a good judge of character—and that woman looks stark raving mad to me.

"Pet rabbit on the stove and dog nailed to the door" raving mad.

I fail to detect even a single shred of sanity.

[Heel n Toe]

Tell ya what, Sniper... write me a few poems and let's see what happens. I promise I won't fall in love with you or want to get in the sack with you and I'm not crazy.

But maybe we could be BFF.

[m21sniper]

I don't really like my poetry, but chicks rave over it. (actually, so do the guys i've shown it to).
I guess i'm my own worst critic. I have some of it posted online, but that's a different side of me that i don't wish to share with the juveniles here.

Dottore: I like crazy, but there is a limit.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe

Tell ya what, Sniper... write me a few poems and let's see what happens. I promise I won't fall in love with you or want to get in the sack with you and I'm not crazy.

But maybe we could be BFF.

BFF=Butt Felching Friends?



ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

[Heel n Toe]

L O L ...the apocalypse is on.

[Dueller]

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Dottore

Mein lieber Gott im Himmel!

I've been told that I'm a good judge of character—and that woman looks stark raving mad to me.

"Pet rabbit on the stove and dog nailed to the door" raving mad.

I fail to detect even a single shred of sanity.

Ah, you saw the private photos, then. Yes indeed, she will cook your bunny.

One of the most beautiful girls I ever dated, and one of the craziest in the sack (She would make sucking sounds and a pop, during extraction!), was THE CRAZIEST by far. And I have dated and married crazy women.

And by crazy, I don't mean the casual stuff. I mean the institutionalized kind.

This one looks like she could exceed Kristina and Mary combined! Snipe, if she had the skills my 1st wife had (that would be Mary), you are missing out!

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

BFF=Butt Felching Friends?



ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

Take it easy there dude.

Don't turn this into a horror show or i won't share my depraved love life with you guys anymore.

Originally Posted by red-beard

This one looks like she could exceed Kristina and Mary combined! Snipe, if she had the skills my 1st wife had (that would be Mary), you are missing out!

I will survive.