the MALL ninja

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by 924slover

I didn't know mall security has high powered rifles or tactical golf carts

The phrase "tactical golf carts" has given me the giggles. I can't stop.

[bell]

awesome stuff.....reminds me of the moron who said he swerved at guys on motorcycles, then the motorcycle community tracked the guy down.......

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

The phrase "tactical golf carts" has given me the giggles. I can't stop.

Sure you giggle now. Wait until we get in the parts to finish the .50 cal mount.

You guys just don't understand those that put their lives on the line every day so you can buy a new pair of shoes with complete safety.

And speaking of shoes, I know 15 different ways to use Nijitsu [sic] to kill you with a shoelace. Go ahead look it up. If you dare.

[Nathans_Dad]

The scariest thing is that idiots like that carry guns all the time...maybe we need a ninja to protect us from them...

[Porsche_monkey]

Anybody else thinking 'Snowman'?

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by bell

awesome stuff.....reminds me of the moron who said he swerved at guys on motorcycles, then the motorcycle community tracked the guy down.......

Come on now man, you can't post that kind of thing and not give a link!!!!

Link or ban!

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

The scariest thing is that idiots like that carry guns all the time...maybe we need a ninja to protect us from them...

There was a guy not too long ago (last 2 years i'm sure)- i think around here somewhere- who blasted someone full of holes in the express lane for trying to check out with too many items.

LOL....

Of course some of these security guards are quite sharp, many are ex military or cops, and they very often blast bad guys justly. (probably way more than cops do, honestly) The 2nd amendment crowd here should love this site:

http://www.claytoncramer.com/gundefenseblog/labels/private%20security.html

All kinds of stories of armed guards using their guns to blast bad guys and thwart crimes.

[924slover]

yea the new smith and wesson tactical golf carts come in a variety of colors featuring desert camo and woodland camo. the special edition has the new country club camo. They feature aroof mounted 50 cal with 4" amor plating all around the vehicle.


there are some very good security guards ( i am one) but this guy is either on drugs or really REALLY out of touch with reality

[911boost]

Back when my job consisted of hiring folks to be Security Officers, anyone that came in asking if we had any jobs where they could carry a gun instantly got red flagged.

There are definitely wack-o's out there, and this guy sounds like one for sure.

Bill

[Jeff Higgins]

Some of the creepiest people I have ever met have been private security guards.

[jyl]

What does security guard work pay?

[924slover]

where i work not alot but you can make good money as a security guard

[gtc]

Felony cheese log theft, Australian militants, military surplus missiles, napalm in a mall parking lot... wow. Too bad that guy can't do something more productive with his imagination, like writing a sequel to Mall Cop.

[m21sniper]

That's an old thread, i would not be surprised in the slightest if it actually inspired mall cop.

[924slover]

i kinda wanna build a tactical golf cart now

[berettafan]

Bumping this as a distraction from all that is going on in our world today.

[sand_man]

WOW! Just WOW! Not sure who is who, but here's a pic of "SPECOPS" and "Gecko45" (Mall Ninja). I'm still reading through it, so not sure if it was revealed that they're the same person.

[sand_man]

And if it is a single person, likely this guy: