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She was quite aghast for a few seconds, and then you could tell what she was thinking... which was, "I wonder if I'm a MILF". Her son assured her she was, as ALL of his high-school friends had the hots for her. It was then that her other son introduced her to the term GILF, as in "Don't worry Mom, you're really a GILF, not a MILF". And the red-wine drinking just took off from there. Good times. |
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And no, Kate is not a MILF, unless it was done in a very angry and degrading fashion.
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Not a Milf-
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Mother I Run away from As Fast As I Can Screaming And Holding My Nut Sack In Fear.
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The answer to a question no one asked, really.
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We all asked it in our heads, but didn't want to be "that guy".
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The family was on American Chopper last night. As John was looking over all the theme bikes he referred to the "Black Widow" chopper as his wife's.
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I'd be ashamed if I watched that show or knew much at all about it.
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Yeah, a MILF. I'm attracted to nice-looking, beeatchy women. Not sure I have enough manhood to bring to that particular cratch, tho. Maybe it too has been rebuilt or resurfaced...VRS.
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Ouch!
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flock of seagulls called: they want their hairstyle back.
now kate beckensail is total MILF.
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i'd hit it...a few times
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Not a MILF, but maybe a WILSEN.
Woman I'd Like to See Naked
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I guess you've never heard the term "Turkey Gobblers."
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Her life has been completely turned around by that show. She's had eight kids, a TV show, her teeth capped, her tummy tucked, her hair done, got a new house, got trips/vacations, and got free everything. Now her husband has left her and the world hates her. Some turn around.
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This is what this is all about????
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Kate Beckinsdale is a complete MILF(if my wife gave me permission)
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