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Yeah, but did you have to explain what a MILF was to your wives?
I had to explain it to my (now ex) Mother-in-law.

She was quite aghast for a few seconds, and then you could tell what she was thinking... which was, "I wonder if I'm a MILF".

Her son assured her she was, as ALL of his high-school friends had the hots for her.

It was then that her other son introduced her to the term GILF, as in "Don't worry Mom, you're really a GILF, not a MILF".

And the red-wine drinking just took off from there.

Good times.

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And no, Kate is not a MILF, unless it was done in a very angry and degrading fashion.

Just saying.
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Not a Milf-
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Mother I Run away from As Fast As I Can Screaming And Holding My Nut Sack In Fear.
Thanks, I needed the clarification.

LMAO
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The answer to a question no one asked, really.
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We all asked it in our heads, but didn't want to be "that guy".
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The family was on American Chopper last night. As John was looking over all the theme bikes he referred to the "Black Widow" chopper as his wife's.
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I'd be ashamed if I watched that show or knew much at all about it.
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Yeah, a MILF. I'm attracted to nice-looking, beeatchy women. Not sure I have enough manhood to bring to that particular cratch, tho. Maybe it too has been rebuilt or resurfaced...VRS.
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I'd be ashamed if I watched that show or knew much at all about it.
Ouch!
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flock of seagulls called: they want their hairstyle back.

now kate beckensail is total MILF.
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i'd hit it...a few times
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Not a MILF, but maybe a WILSEN.


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Oh hell no.

I guess you've never heard the term "Turkey Gobblers."
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Her life has been completely turned around by that show. She's had eight kids, a TV show, her teeth capped, her tummy tucked, her hair done, got a new house, got trips/vacations, and got free everything. Now her husband has left her and the world hates her. Some turn around.
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So is she, would you do her???
after 8 kids? Only someone built like John Holmes might enjoy doing that.
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This is what this is all about????

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flock of seagulls called: they want their hairstyle back.

now kate beckensail is total MILF.
I knew we thought the same.

Kate Beckinsdale is a complete MILF(if my wife gave me permission)

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