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svandamme 02-06-2012 07:36 AM

oh, and i forgot.. Gisele is only the model with the most earnings of the bunch.. 115 million , runner up , Tyra only has just over half of that. I guess for that kinda money, she can have me, every day, and twice on sunday. I'll be waiting for her call now..

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 07:40 AM

I thought she was taken.

svandamme 02-06-2012 07:54 AM

That's just cause she doesn't know me yet.
Soon she will find out bout that dude with his own thread on the biggest Porche forum
*Clarckson pause*


in the wooooorld.




Like I said I'm waiting for her call.

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 08:00 AM

Sounds like a solid plan. ;)

svandamme 02-06-2012 08:06 AM

That's how i operate.

HHI944 02-06-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 6540072)
I thought she was taken.

I know a guy in boston which can take care if that for 10 grand...

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 08:10 AM

Even if the her current squeeze was taken out I suspect the list of replacements is quite long before she gets down the list to Master Stijn. Just saying.

Of course I am the one that does not take the threat of zombies seriously either. :D

svandamme 02-06-2012 08:14 AM

You over look a number of things:
- I used to be a catwalk model
- Men get better looking with age
- Women , don't.
- She's 31, i'm 35
http://www.millionlooks.com/images/g...campaign-2.jpg
So theoretically, at my 67, her 63, the tables will turn.

svandamme 02-06-2012 08:18 AM

But i must admit, the window of opportunity will be very, very small.
Then again, look at ol' Heff..

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 08:19 AM

Do you expect her to escape the zombies for 22 more years? I know you are prepared but the zombies will be thick in her part of the world.

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 08:20 AM

Heff has to be the hero of all men.

svandamme 02-06-2012 08:21 AM

She's got long legs, i'm convinced she won't have a problem outrunning the zombies.

Porsche-poor 02-06-2012 08:21 AM

morning all. backto work for a few days.

HHI944 02-06-2012 11:10 AM

I've got the solution for you stijn........its four letters, starts with r and ends in e





































God you guys have your mind in the gutter.....its Rome ......take her on a no expense spared tour of Rome

svandamme 02-06-2012 11:30 AM

huh? r..e ?

race
rede
rice
rose
rage
rake
rare
rate
rave
ride
rile
rime
ripe
rise
rite
robe
rode
role
Rome
rope
rote
rove
rude
rule
rune
ruse


How is Rome a solution? She's got more money then i have , she should take ME on an no expense spared tour.. i'm broke.

And pot, calling the kettle black.
Mind in the gutter, says the guy who has been reportin' about all his lady problems, going from job wrecker to jailhouse rock in a matter of weeks.

Btw, did she end up going to jail or not?? what's the status on that one?

HHI944 02-06-2012 11:32 AM

Jury trial the 22nd of this month......

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 11:35 AM

rape is about the only word I could come up with and I don't think the master Stijn is a rapist. With his charm and looks he has to hide at home to keep the women from raping him.

HHI944 02-06-2012 11:37 AM

Hey, rape can go both ways. If she rapes stijn, he gets laid and a ton of money after the lawsuit.

GH85Carrera 02-06-2012 11:39 AM

I can hear it now. Yes judge, a top super model mega millionaire had to force herself on me and rape me. Yea, right.

svandamme 02-06-2012 11:44 AM

HHMmm.?..
http://filmstripreviews.files.wordpr...osure-1994.jpg


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