Stijn!!

[vas930]

Originally Posted by slodave

I broke my cardinal rule of not posting in there. It was a mistake. I thought I was in OT. I'll get over it....

I just saw it ,Dave.
It was a safe post.

PARF is mostly lonely old men.
The more I read in PARF the more you see it.

[vas930]

Time for home made veg pie.
Yummmmmy!
Nite all.

[slodave]

Vegemite pie??? Hmmm..

Night.

[livi]

Yes. Still several degrees minus. But strangely no snow.

Night, Vas.

[slodave]

The snow is in Rome.

[livi]

Yes, its upside down this winter. So far at least. The global heating and all that mambo-jambo..

[slodave]

How ya been, Markus?

[svandamme]

morning y'all
another day of not work!

[slodave]

How's the back?

[azzarule]

Dogs Talking To God





Dear God…




Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?



Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?





Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?



Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?

We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?


Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers,beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?



Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it's usually not a good thing.





P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven…. may I have my testicles back?

[azzarule]

oh yeah, evening gents!

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by slodave

How's the back?

getting out of bed was challenging, but it's improving now that i'm walking about ..
I'll do a bit of cycling later on, that should help things considerably

[svandamme]

LOL Azzarule! Gday!

[slodave]

Always a nice surprise.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

[Rick V]

Morning everybody.
Doesnt Markus have to pass the re-entry test or sumptin?

[svandamme]

What did you have in mind?

[slodave]

No fluffing!

[Rick V]

I am sure, somewhere in the bowls of this thread there is some test or something that was written many many moons ago

[svandamme]

find it.

[svandamme]

I think we need proper visual ID of Livi, with a current , dated newspaper, and 2, nay 3 nurses to verify him.