Dave would that be "make the glue thinner"?

ahh the voice of experience......
eat what you want I do......

Worse..................



will do.

It was due last Friday???

Bingo we have a winner!!!!!

Now for the bonus round guess the overall class grade?

I'm pretty sure it's hovering around a D or F right about now.

if you had to pick one what would it be?

F!

Winner every time!

Now would like your parting "parts" mailed to you now or later?

As in we don't get that up and out of the cellar we don't need a new toy.

Or I can take up Rick's thought and keep it for myself..........

But then I'd have to learn to play.

Your kid has the opportunity of a lifetime! Where is that little ****!

I was just wondering if you were going to be able to let out of your sight.

Well its not going any where fast at this point and according to Dave I can't be any slower.....

so, my neighbor just yelled at me across the fence. then stormed off before we could have a conversation. this fkr has done this several times in the past. what he doesn't realize is that i am fed up. with everything.

so, i go next door and ring the doorbell. wife answers. claims he isn't there (the pussy). i tell her that he just yelled at me out back and i am fed up. she says, i'll let him know. for the record, i really like his wife, she is cool as hell and puts up with his crazy arse. frankly, it is pretty clear that he is at least verbally abusive with his wife and kids. i say, "this is the last time of many times. i am happy to have a rational conversation with him if he'd like to come over. how are you?" she was napping apparently. i am ready to snap with this prick.

/rant

Wait...................you were called slow by a guy named SloDave?

yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss

Now turn your head as you say it so you get the car goes by thing going.

Yeah, but mine's missing the "w".

Say what?

Just turn your head and cough.