um, i think you missed the part where i stated that i hate mowing. ;)

you can come watch Sid and Tweeze mow.

But dont you sit on your butt on one of those ride mowers? Try mowing the lawn in 100 degree heat. Used to love that... But then I would jump right into the pool and get back out and mow dripping wet. I would be bone dry in about 5 minutes.

well, i use a safety razor, so i nearly always have to put a bit of tissue on a nick or two, after shaving.

i'll bring the beer. :)

What kind of food? Remember, I am a foodie. I am picky...

I just said the riding mowers are both broken......


We get those hot days in OK too... 100+ with humidity.

Ewwwwww... Humidity. That is a dirty word in AZ.

beer makes men smarter. sorry, tweeze, it doesn't work for women:

U of I Study Shows Men Are Smarter After A Couple Beers: Chicagoist

I don't mind mowing. Made a LOT of money for college pushin my Toro. Only charged $10.00 but you had to let me mow it once a week whether you thought it needed it or not. Could knock out a lawn in 20 minutes, edge and mow. Took care of 45 yards. Not too bad for 1977.

I don't drink beer and before all of you start throwing stones at me, some Asians lack an enzyme to break down alcohol so it builds up in my bloodstream very quickly. Doesn't feel so hot. My pulse rate goes up, get short of breath, and get very hot, temperature wise. ;) and I turn best red. The Asian glow. Beer is the worst culprit. I can tolerate vodka the best.

I know weird... But look it up. I speak the truth.

huh. women, in general, lack an enzyme for breaking down alcohol. couple that with their (on average) lower body mass, and you have a recipe for a cheap date. :)

dude. that is cool. i hope i can get my son to do something like that. i lacked the business sense and, like i stated, i hate yard work. although, i do like edging and planting stuff....

Alcohol dehydrogenase is what I lack. Genetically passed down in some Asians.

They forgot.

i thought so, dave. it happens. ask my wife..... i am constantly in trouble.

Alcohol dehydrogenase - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"For example, young women are unable to process alcohol at the same rate as young men because they do not express the alcohol dehydrogenase as highly....."

So I am screwed on two accounts. Asian and female. Really cheap date!!!

um....

I didn't mean it like that!!!! I mean I don't drink. Dinner would be cheap. I very rarely drink! It made for a boring college experience... See, Max? I was destined to be a nerd! I was always designated driver.