Stijn!!

[Rick V]

I doubt that would be funnier then the ass busting tap dance I was doing trying to get my foot to come back where it belonged.
I finally get it to relax, and Beth asks me, "Charlie horse"
I wanted to simply smack her.

[nynor]

waking up to cramped leg muscles sucks.

yeah, i am up. it was a weird night. now i am off for 12 hours at my PRN job.

[GH85Carrera]

Morning folks.

Another busy day here.

A few months ago we finished our elephant job. They called and all the people using the images love them. They said they had another project to do that is almost 3 times as big!

We will keep asking each other how do you eat an elephant?

The answer is one bit at a time.

This my be a blue whale job for us.

[tweezers74]

Quote de tweezers74

Nynor, yum!!!!



Eating chips and guacamole in bed.

I take it no one's kicking you out of bed for leaving crumbs.

I love to eat in bed. I used to have a basket next to my bed with cookies, chocolate, candy. But got rid of it long ago when my high metabolism decided to disappear. But I still enjoy eating in bed every once in a while.

And no, nobody to kick me out of bed. I have a king bed at home and my boys sleep with me. But today, it's a hotel room. So if I had gotten crumbs in the bed (and I didn't), I could have just switched beds.

[GH85Carrera]

We spent a week in motel rooms on our vacation. My wife just can't get into the motel room mode. I don't make a mess on purpose, but I don't try to clean up any messes. The refrigerator at our room in SLC was on overdrive. There was no adjustment knob anywhere. It kept my beer extra cold. I loved that. One night one of the cans of soda froze and exploded. It forced the door of the fridge open and alll the soda leaked on the floor. It got on some white throw rug. My wife spent 10 minutes cleaning up the floor and the stupid rug. I would have chunked it in the bath tub and ignored it.

It was like magic that afternoon when we returned, it was all cleaned up. New rug and everything. I did leave a tip for the maid.

The funniest thing to me was my wife got up and saw the mess first. She asked me if I got up in the middle of the night and left the fridge open and threw the can of soda on the floor. Like that is some secret fetish of mine. She admitted she was not really awake when she asked me that dumb question.

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by Rick V

I doubt that would be funnier then the ass busting tap dance I was doing trying to get my foot to come back where it belonged.
I finally get it to relax, and Beth asks me, "Charlie horse"
I wanted to simply smack her.

Rick when you have a cramp drink some V-8 or tomato juice. Don't know what's in it but it get the muscles to relax.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

Rick when you have a cramp drink some V-8 or tomato juice. Don't know what's in it but it get the muscles to relax.

So he has to hop to kitchen to get juice, or wake up the wife and have her get it.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

Rick when you have a cramp drink some V-8 or tomato juice. Don't know what's in it but it get the muscles to relax.

Its a whole lot easier to make sure my potassium level doesn't drop too low. I usually eat a banana a day and that is enough but for some reason I haven't had one for a week. Don't think I will be making that mistake again. My calf still hurts.
Waaaaaa

[Outback Porsche]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

tires and boobs must be wednesday.......

...and now it's Friday, Whoohoo!



G'day Ladies and Gentlemen

Last day at work for five weeks, Whoohoo again

[Rick V]

Howdy Jeff. It's a damn good thing you prefaced your comment with that pic.

[Outback Porsche]

G'day Rick,
it's certainly better than the wrinkly old burnt thing...although I can easily dig that pic up if you want

[Rick V]

Naw, I'm good

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

G'day Rick,
it's certainly better than the wrinkly old burnt thing...although I can easily dig that pic up if you want

Please don't. I beg you.

[Outback Porsche]

Hehe...G'day David.

I found that there's worse than that out there that'll really give you the dry reaches

When I was looking for a 'Speedo Error' pic a while back, I found the walking dead in a thong

[Rick V]

Please don't

[Outback Porsche]

Don't worry, even I'm not that disturbed

I couldn't even save any of the photos - definitely a train wreck

[Outback Porsche]

I'll tell you what though, the pics would be a good start or addition to a 'WTF Thread'. There must be a WTF thread out there somewhere?

[Rick V]

Help yourself

[nynor]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

Rick when you have a cramp drink some V-8 or tomato juice. Don't know what's in it but it get the muscles to relax.

potassium.

Originally Posted by Rick V

Its a whole lot easier to make sure my potassium level doesn't drop too low. I usually eat a banana a day and that is enough but for some reason I haven't had one for a week. Don't think I will be making that mistake again. My calf still hurts.
Waaaaaa

orange juice has more. just saying.

[Rick V]

But I like nannas