Evening Mikesride. welcome, its all about cars, cats, dogs, puppies, hump day, unmentionable infections, kids, pole dancing, guns, nipple lube, cross dressers, blah blah blah

did I leave anything out?

Ya.... That always scares off the new ones......







Quick..... Everybody look over >>>>>>>>>>> there!

i think i am going to do an entire series of 'scaring wally' movies. LOL! and nick... she isn't going to get a free pass.... maybe i can scare the wife and the puppy. i managed to scare both my son and the wife, yesterday. totally funny. there is a special circle of hell, just for me.

same same Azzy, not to mention Red Dwarf, The Young Ones and Peter Sellers.

Sharyn would take a car load of kids to school, all reciting something or other, bouncing one liners off each other all the way.

Only everything.....

friends and life?

I missed the nipple lube bit... Ill infer.

There are a lot of coffee addicts here too.

they took a while to warm to The Young Ones, but got it eventually. I think from there perspective we must be weird oldies. At least I got to influence the music they listen to, so I like it too!!

its what you don't say, that keeps em wondering!

of course D. Life, and at times the other, it is all a little easier with friends.

he seems to have gone,

Putting extra whitening toothpaste on your nipples is a hallucinogenic. It's the new huffing.

The bad side effect is your nipples get bleached to the same color as the rest of your skin.

sidney is just adorable, I just want to pinch his cute little cheeks... And I also want to pinch his cute little baby face. :D

Really, who would have thought!!! On your nipples? Does it bleach them as well?

...Never used lube on a nipple.

So tell us Richard.... How do you know this? We are all listening

Wtf?

Ok clearly I'm not funny...

start running Sid

bedtime for me, night all.

Our Siamese tomcat used to sleep on top of the cabinet TV, mmmm, warmness. I would pet him and then slap the top of the TV, pet then slap, repeating several times with the time between the pet and the TV slap being the same and rhythmical. Then one last time, I would pet him, then wait...just a few seconds...wait for it, then SLAP. He would jump about 3 feet in the air. Every time!

sounds like i won't be alone in my circle of hell..... LOL!