She's terribly upset that this means she won't be able to go to gymnastics this morning or to the Girl Scouts karate class after that.

She's shaping up to be one of those boot 'n rally types, already.

I think it is time someone enlightened you to the way of the monkey roll and the teachings of the great David Spade lookalike.....err Snipe

Stijn!!
 

Up early. I have kids. There isn't an option to sleep in. :(

Kids...ahh yes. A moment of passion, exchanged for 20 years of torment.

Stijn!!
 

I love all the kid stories. My boys sleep with me. I know, I know, not a good thing but I don't care. After the divorce, we all like to sleep in my king bed. And I know there will come a day they won't even want to hug me so... My boys wake up and we cuddle in bed. We don't have TV ( we have a tv but is only hooked up to the DVD player), so the boys will take the iPad and itouch in bed and we will watch cartoons together. I like weekend mornings. :)

Stijn!!
 

Ha ha! Mine weren't out of passion. That sounds so much better though! I was "of advanced maternal age" so mine were planned. Took my temperature every freaking day and put it in an excel spreadsheet, had line graphs. No, not passionate...

Girl Scouts karate class? "Buy my Girl Scout cookies or get a roundhouse kick to the stomach?"

Crisp as a picket

Translation?

Grog kicking in there Jeff?

The Girl Scouts have quite a racket going on, don't they?

One of the girls in my daughter's troupe takes karate classes. So she invited the entire troupe to do a karate class today. (MILF of a mom, BTW. So I'm sad, too, that my daughter's not going.)

Yup. Sharyns fallen asleep and left me to my own......

Hey, tweeze: Where's that Tilted Kilt pic of me?

Stijn!!
 

Ahhhhhh... Busy, Noah but I will post right now. Maybe it will help you with your sadness secondary to not seeing the MILF? :)

Gawd, the chick on la ink has humongous tits

Uh, you sure to have meant to post that on this BBS?

Stijn!!
 

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/10/hyvejy4u.jpg

She was hot! Awesome pic. I say make it poster size, Noah.

I'm drunk. I don't give a rats arse ;-)

I've apologise already. It makes it okay :-)

Stijn!!
 

I think you had your hand on her fossa lumbales!!! ;)

Good thing you snapped the pic (and established the evidence) then, and not a couple seconds earlier when I had my hand on her, um, somewhere else. ;)

Stijn!!
 

Ba ha ha ha!! Now you have to show the gal you work with.