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The long term married guys will understand
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i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.
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I'm ok with low sperm count.


i am okay with every male having a low sperm count that thinks they look good in skinny jeans.
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Never tried to count the little fellers let alone how many are depressed.
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I got snipped. I was already open with the c-section so... "Get 'er done".
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I never get divorced and forget about all that bc crap.
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i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.
I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....
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i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.
Yep with that, don't want them polluting the jean (sic) pool!
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Unfortunately the stupid ones seem to be the best at reproducing in this weird twisted universe.
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I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....
makes perfect sense to me, need to have hormone implants in the dumb b*tches as well, to do the same thing
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I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....
After my brief jaunt through walmart this afternoon I would be inclined to agree. I have never seen so many inbred, pot bellied, knuckle dragging mouth breathers in one place since the last nascar race I went to.
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Just because they are too stupid to use protection, usually they don't even want the kiddos....
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okay, i am going to make it clear: my stance on skinny jeans is that anyone willing to wear them, especially males, should be publicly flogged. males willing to wear skinny jeans should be castrated.
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Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.
Of course I am not one of them!
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Remember girls in college having jean fitting parties where the put on their new jeans wet, then laid around in the sun so the jeans would shrink to fit as they dried. About that same time frame the guys that wore really tight jeans weren't much interested in procreating with the opposite sex anyway.

I always buy the size that fits loose enough after a couple of washings that I don't need to grease up to try to get into them AND most importantly still have plenty of dancing room. Are they fat jeans?
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Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.
Yeah the ones who stand in line for the chicken milking contest.....
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I go to Walmart maybe 2 times a year and I ***** and moan both times.
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i remember girls in college....
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i go to walmart maybe 2 times a year and i ***** and moan both times.
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Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.
Of course I am not one of them!
People have a problem with this?

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B*+ch and moan?

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