[green font] Oh Sidney, you poor bastard. That's one of those 'do I look fat in this' questions, yes? [end green font] :)

Ba ha ha ha ha!!!!! He tells me I a crazy all the time! I tell him I am crazy all the time. And it ain't gonna change any day soon so he better get used to it. ;)

Haha. She's right. ;)

And happy Friday! http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/07/unyqu7u3.jpg

Evening Y'all,
I am happy to report that I was nowhere near the conversation about the sex panther, for once I am not in trouble. (safe pig)
Andy that is great news, glad to hear it

I know better than to comment on the women-folk. SmileWavy

The drugs are kicking in. Will be able to drag my arse out of the fart sack and go camping afterall.

Fantastic news Andy.

I spent almost an hour and a half fighting with Comcast about their billing. If there's a worse company than them, you'd have a hard time convincing me.

Glad you feel better, Jeff. That's great news, Andy!

AT&T?

I still remember opening my cell phone bill and saw the $900 total. It took two YEARS to get it straight. I finally wrote a long letter that spelled out the problem step by step. I found out the name of the manager in the department and mailed it to her attention. A week later she called me and apologized for the billing error. She said most of the employees on the phone support lines can only read their computer script and not think for themselves. She fixed the problem in no time and it has been fine for many years.

Bwahahahaha! Just heard a great quote 'I work with my hands, I'm a big tool'. Gunna use that one day. Bwahahahaha!

Congrats, Andy.

Best thing I heard today:
'That boys truck sounds like a 130lb pedophile with taco bell fats just after getting out of prison'

Try canceling on them! I didn't think even moving out if their coverage area was going to be enough!!

Stay outta the ocean Jeff!!

Something In The Ocean Is Eating Great White Sharks | UPROXX

It's okay...
Mystery solved: This is the monster that ate that great white shark

But still...

Sharknado 2 is coming!

Nothing will wake you up like someone whispering "Hey, are you asleep?"

Beth will wake me up complaining I am snoring but when I check I never hear it. I think she is losing her mind.
Morning Y'all

Morning folks.

I feel safe from the critter eating the great white sharks.

Morning guys. Sitting in Denver about to head up in the mountains in search of S**w! ;). Ski area is still open here. :D