Being an eye contact type of person I never understand people not looking

You get bumped into a lot with a lot of I'm sorry rather than just looking.

Get bumped into by a good lookin' woman do ya get to bump her back?

Good plan. I'll not tell the wife but good plan.

We are off to see Guardians of the Galaxy in 3d IMAX. I hear it is a real intellectual thinking person movie.

Yup, real thought provoking is what I heard......just like TMNT and Expendables 3

English tea. Meh off to find some real food.

Guardians of Miss Galaxy, Totally Massive Naked Titties, Unmentionabes 3?

Why does the shop I rent my movies from smell funny?

Richard, I just choked on my drink and it is all your fault. :)

There's nothing quite like a dog fart to wake you up in the morning. Get outside you stinky bastard!

Chinese food was found consumed and is digesting nicely.

Jeff now you know how the dog feels

I'm betting the dog is just getting even.

I'm glad he can't kick me outside :D

That's next.

Aw crap! Now the alarm wants me up as well.

Monday has started. :(

Feed the alarm to the dog.

Not a bad idea except it's useful sometimes as a phone.

I don't think I'd like it anymore once he finished with it. :eek:

Either that or when the dog rings answer it.

Had my last golden trained to bark a people when they said, "All right who farted?" or if you tired to accuse her of farting. Tried to train her to bark at the person that farted, but couldn't get a consistent enough training environment. She only barked at someone that farted once, when Mom basically farted in the dog's face when the dog walked up behind her and it was painfully funny.

In my experience BBQ rib bones make the worst dog farts. The doggie equivalent of boiled eggs and beer.

If you sneezed without covering up she would bark at you too.

She was such a great dog.