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HHI944 · 09-21-2014, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

Welp, going in to get ultrasound this AM. Maybe they can tell if it's a boy, a girl, or just gas.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for it to be a boy!

WhyTF do I do this to myself??? My arms are in constant pain right now....I actually feel about like I did the time I fell off the rappel tower....stupid Army....'yeah, that knot looks fine, just get down the wall private'

On the bright side, my forearms are getting HUGE! yeah, go ahead, have a field day with the jokes!

slodave · slodave's Garage

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Originally Posted by nynor

oy, vey.... and then what happened?

Over the next few days, pretty much my entire body swelled up, especially the joints. I was uncomfortable for about a week. I stay away from all spiders these days. They freak me out.

Outback Porsche · 09-22-2014, 03:08 AM

My knee hurts, I think I've got a bone in my leg

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Off to have them listen to my gut with super hearing pictures. Bet it makes rumbly grumbly bubbly noises.

Why is it that when they tell you to not have anything to eat or drink it makes you hungry and thirsty even though you don't normally eat or drink during the time they tell you not to eat or drink anything, huh?

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Morning all normal folks.

Evening Jeff.

We have had a few black widows around the house. One on the front porch and two in the garage. The garage ones were using my jack stands as a home base. I started picking up the jack stands with gloves and spraying them with bug spray. I have not see any in a while but of course I don't use jack stands much anymore.

We have some large brown spiders in the back yard right now. They are the size of a quarter with fairly short legs. They build a fairly large web and they seem to catch a lot of bugs. Teere is some sort of spider eating predator out there as well. The spider only lasts a couple of days and then they are gone. A smaller spider will show up a week later, and after a few days it vanishes. I think it is the skinks or lizards that is eating them. I see a lot of skinks in our yard.

If the spiders were in Oz I would be more freaked because they would be some killer that drops you in a few hours. The spiders in my back yard are harmless except to flying bugs.

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

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Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

Off to have them listen to my gut with super hearing pictures. Bet it makes rumbly grumbly bubbly noises.

Why is it that when they tell you to not have anything to eat or drink it makes you hungry and thirsty even though you don't normally eat or drink during the time they tell you not to eat or drink anything, huh?

My dentist has the noisiest tummy on the planet. Every single time I go to him his tummy is talking to me. Of course my ear is right next to his stomach.

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Made it back. No missing or extra bits. Have to wait to find out what the doctor sees.

My dentist is a woman, and it's not her tummy she keeps sticking in my ear.

Jim Richards · 09-22-2014, 07:16 AM

My dentist is also a woman, and her tummy never gurgles.

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Monday

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

That Mosquito bite seems very swollen...

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Found shifter knob lettering for Dave...

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Or this one from the 1938 VW. It was the 6th bug ever built and it was built in the Porsche Factory and has a Porsche VIN.

Outback Porsche · 09-22-2014, 01:19 PM

My new dentist is a woman, I like what she sticks in my ear very much

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

You boys have some messed up teeth of your dentist is getting at them through your ears!

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Sid, as ya get older first hair grows out of your ears, then the teeth!

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Good thing I got my teeth straightened when I was a young pup so mine will all keep growing down!

Rick V · 09-22-2014, 03:21 PM

Evening Y'all.
I can vouch for Dave's fear of spiders, I don't pick on him about it but......

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Just great. The non-evasive pictures didn't show anything to cause my gut problems. Now going to have to schedule an alien abduction.

RKDinOKC · RKDinOKC's Garage

Along the lines of the female dentist...There used to be a little one chair barber shop in the basement of an old run down hotel near downtown OKC. You tell the old man barber you want a wash and trim. He closes and locks the door, then walks out the back. In walks the topless shampoo girl. Best hair cut EVER and I don't even remember actually getting my hair cut.