Stijn!!

[svandamme]

And the sister? whatabout the sister.
Get pics asap.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by svandamme

who ? JC about the sue'ing?
or Gman about the russian bride scam?

JC, I am not worried about G-Man

[svandamme]

Bubba is MIA , it's been 24hrs.
that's out of the ordinary for him

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by svandamme

he tried to compensate by adding Van Damme to it.. i should sue the bastard.

If you need help serving the papers, he lives just down the hall from me.

[Geronimo '74]

Morning my fellow members of the breakfast club.


Still no word from Olga, the Russian godess, I'm starting to worry slightly.
Not too much though, it's happened before that it takes a few days for her to reply. So I still think I got a shot.

hmmmm,




I hope she doesn't mind me posting pics of her, but she looks so fine, it seems rude not to share .

[m21sniper]

She's hot man, chase the dream!

[svandamme]

Bubba just casually walked back in ... Glad he bothered to do so before i had to leave for work.

[Geronimo '74]

Wow, slow day today...

Livi, how's your stomach bug??? I thought you would be smarter than to drink from other peoples cups and use someone else's toothbrush... (Yeah, I know how these conventions go..., regular orgies they are...)

Rick, your three day weekend is over buddy, GET UP!!

[Rick V]

Morning fellas.
I know why mondays suck so bad, that is so that tuesday doesn't have to feel like this.

[livi]

God morning, fellows of the breakfast club - breakfasties - breakies. Thats it. Breakies!

Thanks, Geronimo. I am coming around slowly. Have not had a cup a coffee since last Saturday. That must be a record looking back twenty years at least. Fine looking woman! We should require more pics however, to be able to do a thorough PPI.

[Geronimo '74]

Seeing that I know a thing or two about women, I will do my own PPI, thank you...

[Rick V]

Glad to see your on the mend Markus.

[livi]

Thanks, Rick.

Geronimo, thats what all men say when they buy a used car.

[Geronimo '74]

Next thing I know, you'll be offering to take her for a testdrive...

Not gonna happen Markus, you drive like a sissy anyway...

[livi]

Darn, I should have kept that a secret.

[livi]

Anyway, she looks like a pretty new model year. Hard to judge mileage by that single photo. Russian model? Not sure about reliability but the build quality is usually pretty good. Any testimony from previous owners? Expensive maintenance, poor mileage etc?


Juuuuust kiiiiddddiiiing! Best of luck, Geronimo! We are all envious!

[svandamme]

pics of the sister gdammit!

[livi]

Wait. There´s a sister?!!

We are hopeless.

[svandamme]

so today i get this email

Dear mr Vandamme

in response to your job application, dated 9th of june 2007, i regretfully have to inform you that there are no open opportunities that match your profile at this time.
I wish you all the luck finding a suitable function.



Possible responses :
- Oh dear, and i have been patiently waiting for the last 2 years, i really hoped that i would have gotten this particular job, and as such i told everybody else that i wasn't interested. Now what ? I'm really at a loss here, all my dreams...down the drain... Please Please Please reconsider?!

- But could i send you my new resume? It's been 2 years, maybe my profile improved and now you can find a match for it???
Or i can send you a forcast of what my profile will look like in 2 years, so you can file it, then check it in 2011, and see if it matches the job openings you have then?

- I understand, but how about this, i am quite good at many things.
Perhaps i could come over, and deliver an efficiency consultancy on site.
Lesson 1 : How to open an email, and respond withing acceptable timeframes
I will be charging through the nose, that speaks for itself, monday , 9pm, you will be there?

[Geronimo '74]

Hahahahahaha,

too funny... Hilarious!!!

Any of those answers are good, just send one!!! See if they react.