Stijn!!

[svandamme]

i got the best xmas present ever too, i bought me those 3.3 turbo heads, for me.
having no parents worth mentioning, or a wife/gf situation , does have it's advantages...

[livi]

Originally Posted by nynor

this went from 'friends' to 'newcomers' to 'rookie rules' in a matter of less than a page of posts! WTH!

I noticed that. An unfortunate turn of events. Anyhow, it does not apply to anyone present at the moment. Strictly chronologically speaking, I am the rookie here.

[Rick V]

Yeah I only have one daughter, the eldest is the son, and his a$$ lives upstairs (thanks to his mom)

[livi]

..and a durn for´ner.

Edit: me that is.

[livi]

Rick, how old is your daughter?

[nynor]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Going to bed actually this time. Anybody heard from gman? I'm afeared he mighta gotten skrewed to death

a fate worse than death.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by nynor

a fate worse than death.

a chafed Johnson?

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by livi

rick, how old is your daughter?

20

[livi]

In any case he probably needs some quality fluffing.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Going to bed actually this time. Anybody heard from gman? I'm afeared he mighta gotten skrewed to death

Death by Snu-Snu

[livi]

I might be needing your future advice then, Rick. My daughters are 13, 11 and 4. My oldest is already heading for a vivid puberty and any advice would be appreciated. Along the line of intimidating potential hymen breakers, would you recommend the classic wooden baseball bat or the lighter, more nimble aluminum items?

[slodave]

Bless you.

[Rick V]

Never found a good use for a bat except for the proper design. I have found that being 6-4, always grouchy was enough. That and random gun placement to be enough. Her older brother was good at that game as well.
Just remind the little panty sniffers that you are a DR. and you know exactly how to make it hurt forever.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by livi

I might be needing your future advice then, Rick. My daughters are 13, 11 and 4. My oldest is already heading for a vivid puberty and any advice would be appreciated. Along the line of intimidating potential hymen breakers, would you recommend the classic wooden baseball bat or the lighter, more nimble aluminum items?

just accept the fact that you are outnumbered 3 to 1, and as such, you are doomed.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by svandamme

just accept the fact that you are outnumbered 3 to 1, and as such, you are doomed.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Never
Markus is Dad, he is the ultimate power in the universe.

[livi]

Thanks, Rick, I believe you are right. Unfortunately, so is probably Master Stijn.

[svandamme]

no Rick, the ultimate power is several women synching up their periods. you know that.
They could have gotten Osama to give himself up to his enemy voluntarily if they would just have parachuted a gang of women with PMS into Tora Bora...
It might have been considered a war crime by the Den Hague tribunal, but Osama would have been a non-issue by now...

[livi]

Originally Posted by Rick V

Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Never
Markus is Dad, he is the ultimate power in the universe.

I want what that guy is smoking!

[slodave]

[Rick V]

Okay here is what ya do Markus.
Fly me to Sweden, I can be Uncle Rick, I would have no issues grabbing a few young men by the throats and holding them at my eyes level so they can look me in the eye and telling them of the potential dangers they face should they decide to disobey your wishes. I love playing the enforcer. I can also make sure your Porsche gets a proper running.