Stijn!! - Page 273

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

HJEHEHEHEH, good one dave...
took you a while, but they don't call you slodave for nothing isn't it.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 02:07 AM

Dave you kill me.

livi · 12-25-2009, 02:13 AM

Thanks, Rick. I will make it worth your while, having my fluffer crew at full alert!

Dave, thats a Pelican classic by now.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi

Thanks, Rick. I will make it worth your while, having my fluffer crew at full alert!

As long as your crew is composed of Swedish women.

livi · 12-25-2009, 02:36 AM

Yes, sir.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 02:39 AM

Sa-Weeeeeeeeeeeet.
I'll expect my boarding pass to be waiting for me at Dulles International.
Look out Sweden, incoming redneck

livi · 12-25-2009, 02:44 AM

You will be picked up by three blonds in my pimp mobile.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 02:51 AM

wait, it just hit me...................................Sweden is full of blonds. I am gonna have to rethink my offer. I have had enough blond.
I'll just show up, crack a few skulls for ya and head out.
Remind ya to tell ya about the damage I gave one of my Baby's ex boyfriends when I saw him slap her. He never really will walk straight again.

livi · 12-25-2009, 03:15 AM

You may have any iteration, model and size of the female gender. You do sound very effective as a deterrent/repellent factor.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 03:20 AM

Redhead and female, I'm easy

Jim Richards · 12-25-2009, 04:12 AM

I used to have a raven-haired Swedish girl (here on temp work assignment) as part of my racing crew on my sailboat. The only woman I ever hung around with that made my wife a little jealous.

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 04:14 AM

Merry Christmas Jim.

Jim Richards · 12-25-2009, 04:44 AM

Merry Christmas Rick.

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Livi.... You need to borrow a 12ga? We got one thats of no use to us.....

I remember being scared chitless b4 my first date with my ex.... I had never met her dad but I had seen him around town... He makes Rick look small.

I go up and ring the doorbell... She came outside and that was that. We dated for several weeks before I even met the man and he was totally cool. I learned to fear her momma the HS principal though... Luckily she wasn't at my HS

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Hope you guys like my new avatar...

Rick V · 12-25-2009, 09:04 AM

That doesn't not look like Stijn's handy work.

Morning Sid.
Heading out see Y'all later

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi

I might be needing your future advice then, Rick. My daughters are 13, 11 and 4. My oldest is already heading for a vivid puberty and any advice would be appreciated. Along the line of intimidating potential hymen breakers, would you recommend the classic wooden baseball bat or the lighter, more nimble aluminum items?

All you have to do is lean in real close to the boy, and whisper in his ear with a low voice "Ya know I am not afraid to go back to prison, you better take good care of my little girl."

the_webbster · the_webbster's Garage

Merry Christmas Lads!
I've been in sweden, up to my armpits in house renovations. no net and sooo much to do that I have sort of dropped out of contact for the past week. the house is a construction site (we are going the living room first) so we had to come back home to celebrate christmas. Santa was good to me, got a set of Kamasa tools!

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Oklahoma City had the biggest single day snow storm EVER in our recorded history. 14 inches, with 50-60 mph winds.The drifts around our house are crazy.

That is 32 inches (0.81 meters) in my back yard.

I suspect I will not get the trash to the curb on Monday. This is part of my back yard.

I hate snow. I will go shovel on the driveway for a while. Not one car has made it down our street and it is noon here! Fortunatly I have a decent stock of beer & food.

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

so much snow, and you haven't tried to pee your name in it??