Stijn!!

[Porsche-poor]

Anyone got a pick for a wide format copier? The lease on our KIP is up soon and we need to replace it. Might end up with another KIP but the one we have has not been that stable.

[porsche4life]

I don't know **** about copiers....

[Porsche-poor]

you plug them in and feed them paper. sometimes they give it back others.......

[porsche4life]

That looks like fun....

[Porsche-poor]

500' shot thru the machine and the screen said no paper found......

[porsche4life]

Bad sensor?

[Porsche-poor]

Bad design the top of the machine pulls the paper and if the roll is not seated on the spindle then it will not turn the gear at the end to notify the rest of the machine that paper is flowing so the top half just keeps pulling........

[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

500' shot thru the machine and the screen said no paper found......

Hilarious.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Ain't you got a camera phone?

How do you guys take pictures of unsuspecting women and no get labeled "creepy?" BTW, the new nurse we have here looks as good as Kaisen's model friend. The other 2 "new" blondes were just product reps passing through.

Oh, and that copier picture made me LOL. Hilarious.

[slodave]

All of a sudden, I think I need stitches...

[Geronimo '74]

Noah,

if you don"t want to be the office creep, just ask them nicely...

I told my forum buddies that there were very nice girls working here and they don't believe me. (Pics or it didn't happen...)
Please do a silly pose so I can set them straight.... The silly part is important for them to not feel weird. If they're fun chicks, they'll go along...
Do NOT ask them to pose nekkid, they probably won't... But you'll win a lot of respect here if you do...



So, I made this bowl of barf, and I ate it.

[porsche4life]

So, why haven't you guys dug my car out yet?

[slodave]

Its too windy to get out of bed, I mean go outside.

[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by slodave

All of a sudden, I think I need stitches...

Why? Is your head 'bout to pop off??

[RKDinOKC]

Ha ha ha that printer picture reminded me...

A friend was showing off this new really high speed printer. He opened the cover just as it started a job. The thing shot paper straight up instead of going into the ripper/stacker. The paper came out so fast and hard it hit and broke the drop down ceiling in the room. Just think of that picture as a 10x10 room full of paper curled like that with a mix of ceiling tiles, lights, and the metal grid that holds them up.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by slodave

All of a sudden, I think I need stitches...

Hurt yourself tonight and then swing by tomorrow morning. The glove manufacturer reps will both be back. But that new nurse (yowsa) will be back, too.

[pete3799]

Don't foget your camera Dave.

[slodave]

Only bad thing about having a SawStop, is that I can't cut my finger off!

You free for lunch tomorrow?

[porsche4life]

I'm the best damn skier in this thread!!!

[GH85Carrera]

Good evening guys.

We had 6 inches of snow according to the official count. A city close to Tulsa had 25 inches. Today's snow made February 2011 the snowiest Febuary in recorded history.

I shoveled the driveway for a couple of hours. I will be able to go to work tomorrow.