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a.k.a. G-man
 
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Whoohoo,

My trip to the States is planned completely!

He is coming to a city near you! Whahahahahahaaaaaa!


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Old 07-26-2011, 02:36 PM
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HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!!!

Just kidding. Hope you enjoy your trip.
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Old 07-26-2011, 02:57 PM
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well, i spent the better part of the day in the ER. my son fell and injured his hip. i am not a paranoid type, to be sure, but it seemed better to take him to the ER to get it checked. he is OK, except for the psychosis induced by being crammed into a room the size my bathroom, with no outlet for two year old energy, for several hours.
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Old 07-26-2011, 02:59 PM
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where do you think grey hair comes from? Kids and hospitals.
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Old 07-26-2011, 03:07 PM
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yeah. well. the kid is really frickin cute. and fun. its worth it.
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Old 07-26-2011, 03:12 PM
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I did not say not go I ment that kids and trips to the hosital will give you grey hair. So totaly worth it but its the stress that gets you.
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Old 07-26-2011, 03:20 PM
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Stijn!!

It is a good thing I was a model child. Ok that needs to be very green.

My brother went to the hospital so often the Drs at the Trippler hospital in Hawaii knew us on sight.
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Old 07-26-2011, 03:52 PM
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that certainly takes the fun out of life.
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Old 07-26-2011, 03:55 PM
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Telemarketer response -

1.) Say no thank you. if they persist continue...

2.) Say just a minute, make noises like straining to drop a big turd. Make satisfied sigh. Flush toilet with phone in bowl. If they persist.

3.) Whatever they are selling or wanting tell them you don't believe in it and it's against your religion. If they persist ask them if they are a minion of Satan. Scream, accuse them of being a minion of Satan then chant "Oh feely me boney belly, forbiscume. benny selly all is dominos and be gone", then hang up.

I like the idea of the phone sex pervert after the flush sequence. I'll do that the next time.

My idea is to keep them on the phone so it runs up the call bill.
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Old 07-26-2011, 08:38 PM
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Morning, guys!
This place is just full of useful advice. A few months ago a saleswoman on the phone was trying to sell me boxer underwear. I replied thank you but I never use underwear. I feel the jeans fabric tickles my bells with more satisfaction than soft underwear. You should try it!
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Old 07-26-2011, 10:42 PM
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She had bells too?
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Old 07-26-2011, 10:46 PM
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It is europe dave...
Old 07-26-2011, 11:06 PM
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Morning/Afternoon Gents.

Not a big fan of the boxer.
Old 07-26-2011, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
It is europe dave...
All your hot women come from here.. I hope you know that. Unless you dig squaws....
Old 07-27-2011, 12:08 AM
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Who? Me?

Europe or not... Womenz with bells ain't cool.
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Old 07-27-2011, 12:10 AM
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No, Sid.

And women with bells are not hot, no. Not that there is anything wrong with that. N! needs a GF too.

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Old 07-27-2011, 12:37 AM
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Nite all.
Old 07-27-2011, 12:40 AM
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Its a fluffer thing..
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:23 AM
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Good evening you lot

azzarule is a she, an old she, but a she none the less.

I know I only have 37 posts, but that's because I'm too busy working on the cars, or earning money to work on the cars, or working on the house, or cleaning, cooking, washing, ironing, typing, reading the dribble on the net etc.

Don't be too harsh on me,.... please.

I see you guys have managed to add another 7 or 8 pages since I last visited.

A photo, I am not going to do, I saw the photos of the "ladies" you guys posted, and I'm afraid I am no match, not even close to that, sigh...
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Old 07-27-2011, 02:51 AM
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Your not supposed to match, so don't worry, you'll be welcome nonetheless.
If you post a pic of yourself, you earn the right to post pics of hot men.... (PG friendly of course...) But we prefer you post pics of women... J/K


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