Things to say when selling your 911

[Mr.Puff]

Guilty as charged . I'm telling the truth though. The engine I'm selling doesn't leak and the shell is free of rust!

[Eric 951]

"was running when parked 5 years ago"

"Only needs "x", simple fix with a 2.99 part from Advnace Auto, I just never got around to fixing"

Or the once a week bump from folks selling a beat 77 924 for 3000 FIRM and wondering why they don't get any action.

[regency]

Or,.............How come the oil pressure is low, even when revving the engine?? Answer: "don't worry, early 911's don't make very good oil pressure".

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by gwood

Originally owned by someone who knew someone who knew Steve McQueen.

Or simply "interesting provenance".

[azasadny]

- Minor issues that can be easily fixed
- Never driven in the rain
- Owned by (_______) insert famous has-been celebrity's name here
- Never smoked in
- Doesn't leak oil
- 915 tranny shifts smooth

[aigel]

Originally Posted by Eric 951

"Only needs "x", simple fix with a 2.99 part from Advnace Auto, I just never got around to fixing"

LOL - love that. If it were a simple fix, in the time you write about it and explain it, you would have fixed it. I don't want a car from a guy like that, that's for sure. Too busy to do an oil change too, probably.

George

[stealthn]

I think the word `RARE`is so over used:
Rare air cooled model
Rare factory options
rare color combination
rare model 1 of only xxx produced

Totally sick of seeing Rare...

[pwd72s]

"easily restored to concours"....

[Super_Dave_D]

PRICELESS!!

• Not sure if A/C works. When real hot outside use another of my cars.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/555648-1985-911-13-000-very-clean.html

[ODDJOB UNO]

Originally Posted by DAEpperson

Someone been talking to ExecMalibu again?

where is "MR. TURBO KILLER?"