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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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The nights excitement.
So we were upstairs playing a card game with the kids. Stacy opened a
cabinet in the kids desk and immediately slammed it shut and jumped back. In my best Jose Wales voice I looked at her calmly and asked, "Scorpion". She nodded yes. I jumped into action running to the upstairs bar and retrieved a beer glass to confine the vile beast. In one swift, deft move I opened the cabinet and snared the creepy little bastard. Then I ran downstairs to retrieve my weapons. Upon my return I opened the cabinet. He tried to stare me down. I got right in his face. I could smell the vile stench emanating from his piehole as he hissed, "I am Gozer the Traveler. I have come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for me: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!" I said, "oh yeah, I got Tupperware, B1tch" 
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Are there any miniature Slors? I've certainly never heard of one...
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The Unsettler
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08-12-2010, 08:07 PM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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We've killed 2 in our house this week...
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08-12-2010, 08:12 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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'beer thru the nose'!
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08-12-2010, 09:25 PM
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Wood Magician
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Costa Mesa CA.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh...... Slors... my friends and I have killed many. For some of my friends it was a fierce competition of who could catch the biggest, meanest one and get it in the bag. Meeeemoooorrieees.
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08-12-2010, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Carolina
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08-12-2010, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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In Maylasia they say "would you like fries with that sir."
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08-12-2010, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Raleigh, NC, USA
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Holy crap I needed that. SM, that was seriously funny reading.
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08-12-2010, 10:28 PM
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LOL, where there's 1=2 at least.... make sure there not coming up or out of your drains
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Go to the garage and get a can of spray brake cleaner or carb cleaner. A short spray of this and the scorpion will sting itself to death and be no issue in about 2 minutes.
I have cans in various places around the house... and a black light to find them. They glow in the dark under a black-light.
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: ABQ, NM
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The blacklight thing is good to know. Wife killed one this week on the stairs in the middle of the house. Well, killed is too mild, smashed the living crap out of it with a shoe more like.
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08-13-2010, 05:50 AM
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We have had two in the house in a dozen years or so. The first one was tiny. The dog ran over and started sniffing. She yelped but never had much of a reaction. I made the little bugger a lot flatter with my shoe.
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Student of the obvious
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Phoenix
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From one night searching my back yard a couple of weeks ago...
 
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Location: Houston TX
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Brainless killing machines. They are the robot warriors of the natural world. They have no reason to live.
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