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FWIW the outfit might get you picked up...by a guy! But hay, chicks feel safe around a gay dude - maybe you could score some with the old "I've bever experienced a women before...I guess I'm a virgin but if I was to be with a women it would be you..."
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Labor day was last week and that's usually a hint to put away the seersucker for the year. The shirt doesn't go with anything, so turn it into a rag for cleaning. Nobody wears shoes like that, so let me know if you need ideas there. Lose the facial hair and the burns. Suck in the gut. Sit like a man, in a comfortable chair, when drinking. Don't drink alone, it's just not done. Other than that, you've got it nailed. Good luck. JR |
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Sp how successful was it tom?
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Gotta hand it to you Tom, you got more balls than me, going out like that.
 Please report back, we're all very curious... And why is this guy's handlebar moustache so uneven??? one side is much shorter than the other... Is that Ben Affleck?? Quote:
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JR, I'm curious whats wrong with those shoes... Other than the flamboyant colors. I've got a pair in Red/black that I wear almost daily....
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Once you get enough years under your belt, you'll discover two things. One, is that the old saying "clothes make the man" has some validity. I won't bore you with the details why but, rest assured, running shoes, sports jerseys, sweats, scrubs, saggy jeans, t-shirts, etc. really aren't daily wear for most succesful guys. Two, chicks dig clothing and, if you are looking to land one, your odds are infinitely better if you dress well. They pay particular attention to shoes.... and, the higher class the female, the more this is true. Happy Monday, JR |
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who's Aztek did you borrow....
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09-13-2010, 06:03 AM
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Naaa, he needs a Miata.
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Or a Honda Element
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James are you going to go file the Missing persons report? Did tom get abducted by Big Gay Al?
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Tom,
You are also known as "Wolf Boy"????????? (in your signature) uh, don't know what to say.... (How much/long had you been drinking when you started this thread?) |
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5. It's bimmer (beemer is the bike) and he don't ride no stinkin' bike. They forgot the Sperry Top Siders, no socks. They didn't mention the biweekly manicure. They didn't mention that he shaves his forearms. |
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Uh oh. I am wearing my sperrys right now. With no socks! Gasp!
Sid the reverse happens when you wear these type of outfits. It shows that you have the confidence to not care what anyone else has to say. And if they do, eff em. You will have people asking you where you bought the shirt, chicks APPROACHING you, and generally it makes people happy to be around you. I wasn't looking to get laid, just hanging out with some friends having a good time. I am too interested in College Football to care to get laid on a Saturday in the Fall. I do what I want.
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If so, I guess I'm not following the soap-opera closely enough...
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Also, that shirt was only 6 bucks at Steinmart. I buy my work cothes there(shameless plug) and I find that they have some outrageous shirts that can be bought for pennies of the original price. I am still rocking the handle bar 'stache at work today. My names Tom, and I am always good for a laugh. Edit: Gman- search No shave November and you will understand...
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-Tom '73 911T MFI - in process of being restored '73 911T MFI - bare bones '87 924S - Keep's the Porsche DNA in my system while the 911 is down. aka "Wolf boy" Last edited by BRPORSCHE; 09-13-2010 at 12:02 PM.. |
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I also never had girls come up to me on a Saturday night  So, proved you wrong!  Yes, The Arms this week.
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You know how I know you're gay....... ?
Did you at least top it off with the LSU cap?
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Did you drive a Subaru?
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