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Jim, you may be right, but that only means this girl has low expectations. oh, wait...


Hugh, thanks man, I never knew, but now I know why you bought dinner...Moses is right, I really am clueless.

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Old 12-06-2011, 02:56 PM
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:20 PM
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Jim, you may be right, but that only means this girl has low expectations. oh, wait...


Hugh, thanks man, I never knew, but now I know why you bought dinner...Moses is right, I really am clueless.
WTF! Last time I'm nice to you!
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:24 PM
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Is this you entry into the "most obtuse person on PPOT" contest?
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I wouldn't have left without her number.....
Old 12-06-2011, 03:37 PM
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:40 PM
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Was she playing with her hair while she was in line with you? If she was go back SOON. If not she wants your money but I'd try shagging her anyway.
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What bank? Not that you probably don't have a real chance but I have noticed Wells Fargo has been putting the full court customer service press on lately.
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So I'm at the bank today for a wire transfer to China. I sit and wait, "girl" comes over
I've see enough of The Crying Game to know where this is going...
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:54 PM
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OK, did a quick search. This is pretty much exactly what she looks like but with longer, pulled back hair (loose) so it was like a frickin mane, but not big, much smaller boobs, my height, 5'10" or so.





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enter her name in the search window on facebook, and start stalking her. It's the right thing to do.
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny!
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Maybe she likes your bank account .
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My thoughts exactly. Waiting for page 2.
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i could never date a woman at my bank. she would know how much cash i had on hand..or didnt have..

no thanks.
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"...but I met a beautiful Carribean nubian princess, wo asked if I would.......




















....deposit a check for $22,375,000,000.17 from her Nigerian uncle into my account and I would get to keep 10 % as a cashing fee. Plus she agreed to perform various exotic sexuall rites as a show of her personal appreciation.

Should I take her up on this?

shaun"

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