At the bank today - Page 5

Dueller · 12-08-2011, 10:04 AM

Island jungle fever fantasy....

yel911 · yel911's Garage

It's all you, Shaun!!!
Best thread since, "my son just came out of the closet!!!"

Shaun @ Tru6 · 12-08-2011, 10:12 AM

I have you guys covered.

MFA

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BE911SC · 10:26 AM

Run away! If she's 30 and not married and she's great looking then something is wrong. All the attractive, baggage-free women have been spoken-for long before they turn 30. Yeah, she looks good now but tread lightly. Women are constantly looking for something and it's almost always a better deal than they have at the moment. C'mon, it's always smiles and flirting and then BAM, you commit, especially if you married her, and all that happy **** stops! RUN! Well, rent her for a while and see how she handles. DO NOT impregnate her!

I had a hotel desk clerk, attractive girl about 20, start hitting on me during check-in. Hmm, this is nice. Then when I get to my room she calls and after a few minutes we have a date. Nice girl, nice bod but crazier than a ****-house rat! Desperate for a husband. Yikes! Got out of that one cost-free.

As the economy worsens women will be on the hunt for better deals. Cash is king. I built up a decent "play" account a few years ago and the woman at the bank says warmly to me, "My, that is some play account." She said it in such a way that I clearly understood that if I wanted to I could spend some of it on her. Would have been fun up to a point and then BAM, Tiger Woods time.

Rent her and see how it goes and keep in mind, it's not about you it's about what you can do for her. Proceed with caution!

tevake · 12-08-2011, 01:21 PM

Looks like we have a new nominee for the THMMOBDECWHC, sounds like a PERFECT FIT

CHEERS RICHARD

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

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Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

I have you guys covered.

MFA

Degas and the Nude | Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

Beauty as Duty | Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

Oh man... I might have to go swing by there after work just to mess with ya!

In all seriousness congrats and good luck.

Wear a hat.

Chocaholic · 12-08-2011, 01:44 PM

Boy, am I glad I'm happily married. Sheesh!

Jim Richards · 12-08-2011, 01:56 PM

Have fun, Shaun.

Rikao4 · 12-08-2011, 03:07 PM

and when she gives you that look..
and your clueless..
hint..
'you gonna kiss me or not..'
the other ...
we gonna do this or what..

have fun..

Rika

Noah930 · Noah930's Garage

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Originally Posted by BE911SC

I had a hotel desk clerk, attractive girl about 20, start hitting on me during check-in. Hmm, this is nice. Then when I get to my room she calls and after a few minutes we have a date. Nice girl, nice bod but crazier than a ****-house rat! Desperate for a husband. Yikes! Got out of that one cost-free.

Yes, but did you at least sleep with her?

kaisen · 12-08-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BE911SC

Run away! If she's 30 and not married and she's great looking then something is wrong. All the attractive, baggage-free women have been spoken-for long before they turn 30!

TOTALLY untrue! Less true now than ever

Buckterrier · 12-08-2011, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Buckterrier

Was she playing with her hair while she was in line with you?

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Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

date. Friday. that is all.

Must have.
Good luck Friday brother.
Now, your mission if you choose to except... A pic for the
A chest thread
B panty thread
C legs/butt thread

Chocaholic · 12-08-2011, 06:33 PM

Yep....showing up to his first date with a camera, snapping a few warm-up pics of her chest and ass is a sure way to get things headed down the path to romance.

Buckterrier · 12-08-2011, 06:40 PM

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Yep....showing up to his first date with a camera, snapping a few warm-up pics of her chest and ass is a sure way to get things headed down the path to romance.

And apparently you have the sense of humor of a rock.

sammyg2 · 12-09-2011, 07:25 AM

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So I'm at the bank today for a wire transfer to China. I sit and wait, "girl" comes over to pull me into her office and get all the info. I figure she's 22, 24 tops. And looks like she just walked off the beach of a SI swimsuit photoshoot. not your average banker.

so we're talking about the wire, who it's to, about the company, and she goes into how her mom is a designer back home in Jamaica and she's always had an interest in fashion, we talk about the designer I just hired here, local schools for fashion, NY, etc. OK, nice small talk. I'm feeling more paternal than anything, encouraging her to follow her dreams while she's young...

Needs to photocopy my license. Goes and does that. Wire complete. Great. I then say thanks for your help, I need to go and make a deposit, have a nice day. She says, OK, I'll help you with the deposit. Me: that's OK, I'm fine. She follows me out and stands in line with me. Talking. She goes out of her way to mention she's 30, I'm 44. I actually laughed out loud and told her I thought she was 22. She took it well.

Long line, chatted about the company, fashion, Jamaica a bit. This neat old lady joined in the conversation.

Made the deposit and then she goes to her office and gives me her card on leaving. I say goodbye.

never had that happen before. a nice day.

Did you ask her why she works for a big evil corporation and if she'd give you a bunch of free stuff that you're entitled to?

Dueller · 12-09-2011, 08:23 AM

Tonite's da night!!!!

rouxroux · 12-09-2011, 08:51 AM

A nice Cuban, sir?

Pazuzu · 12-09-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckterrier

Must have.
Good luck Friday brother.
Now, your mission if you choose to except... A pic for the
A chest thread
B panty thread
C legs/butt thread

That would be quite rude on a date.

I mean, it's not like she's there to give an estimate of his roof or something...

Shaun @ Tru6 · 12-09-2011, 09:54 AM

That is seriously funny!!

Went by the bank to give her an opportunity to back out. no dice, I'm stuck with her tonight.

BE911SC · 12-09-2011, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah930

Yes, but did you at least sleep with her?

Since this was in the early '90s and the statute of limitations has long since run out...

First date the next day, Saturday. Called her and she gave me her address and I was to pick her up at 1:00 for a rest of the day-evening-??? date. I show up and she's not ready. She buzzes me in and I go up to her apartment. Door's ajar an inch so I say hellooo and she calls from the bathroom for me to come in and she'll be right out. I walk in and sit down. She's talking to me from the bathroom bedroom, clearly in a rush to get ready and maybe a little embarassed, so I patiently wait and say no problem we have all afternoon. She comes out from the bathroom in just a towel wrapped around her torso and one wrapped around her wet hair. She says in that case let me fix you something to drink blah blah blah. Blah blah blah was all I remember her saying once I saw her in her towels. Dripping wet with great legs and wonderfully bare feet. We didn't get out of there until after 6:00 p.m. First date was, as can be imagined, great. Second date things started going downhill and it was all over in a week. Onward!