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No matter what's listed, Elvis never wrote or co-wrote any of his songs.
Florida is the only state with 2 time zones. The entire population of termites in the world weigh more than the entire population of humans.
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Idaho has two time zones.
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^^ Before all of Indiana began recognizing daylight savings time no one from out of state could ever figure out what time it was. Come to think of it, there may still be some counties that stick with God's time.
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That fact was told to me by a drunk chick in a Tiki Bar in the Fla. Keys. At least I think so, it's all a blur.... Maybe she meant The Keys is the only place where everyone gets drunk twice in one day.
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or maybe she lost her keys in two different timezones...
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Kwone you need a medical dictionary...
....if the patient wont behave you Kwone em
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80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women
- Random Facts of life
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A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champange will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
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it'll do that in ginger ale, too.
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During good sex, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex
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There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
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The most Northerly USA state is Alaska - thats easy
The most Westerly state is .......... Alaska - it's closer to the 180 degree meridian than Hawaii. The most Southerly state is .............Hawaii - way closer to the equator than any other the others. The most Easterly state is ............ Alaska!!!!! Some of its islands cross over the 180 meridian and are therefore in the Eastern hemisphere. That's why the international date line does its zig-zag to keep them in the same time zone as the rest of the state.
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The Lion King, She's the Man, Ten Things I Hate About You and West Side Story all have one thing in common - they are adaptations of works by William Shakespeare.
Lion King = Hamlet She's the Man = Twelfth Night Ten Things I Hate About You = The Taming of the Shrew West Side Story = Romeo and Juliet Your kids have been studying Shakespeare without even knowing it!!
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2011 top 10 most stolen cars in Canada.
2009 Toyota Venza 4-door 1999 Honda Civic SiR 2-door 2000 Honda Civic SiR 2-door 2006 Ford F350 Pickup Truck 4WD 2002 Cadillac Escalade EXT 4-door AWD 2006 Chevrolet TrailBlazer SS 4-door 4WD 2007 Ford F350 Pickup Truck 4WD 2001 Pontiac Aztek 4-door AWD 1998 Acura Integra 2-door 1999 Acura Integra 2-door
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