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I'm an idiot. I'm addicted to the 300 yard drive and I add at least 10 strokes to each round because of this stupidity.
There are few more personally satisfying moments in sports than watching the arc of a well hit driver.

Putt for dough is for pu$$ies who can't afford to lose a few golf balls in search of yardage.

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Old 01-30-2012, 02:11 PM
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1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

2. I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool..
~ George Brett

3. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray

4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle

5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye..
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis

8. Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino

9. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson

10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan
11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
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12. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H. G. Wells

14. I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

14. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope


15. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls.. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman

16. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon

17. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino

18. I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
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The face of the driver and the shaft make a huge change to the ball flight and distance.
No doubt, a good teacher can change your swing over a period of time.
To change the swing path and all the other things needed to produce a good swing takes
dedication and repitition.
I have had hundreds of lessons and practiced and played almost everyday for the last five years.
I also do a golf specific strength and flexability training for an hour everyday.
Now thats a big commitment for improvement.
My point is , its hard to make "good" changes to a golf swing.

Look at getting a driver with the right shaft and face on it.
It does help.
If you can pick up 5 or ten meters, it will be worth it.
Enjoy the game, its a great challenge.
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I wish my swing was repeatable enough to get fitted, but it seems to change everytime I play. Lack of athletic ability is my main problem.
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They named the game "golf" because all of the other four letter words were taken.
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