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Don't mess with old guys on the golf course...
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Probably fake, but funny as hell!
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03-22-2012, 05:13 PM
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Those golfers looked genuinely upset. A little bit of supposed innocent fun can end up in a pile of trouble.
Thanks a lot for that. I enjoyed every minute of that. |
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03-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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Stupid entitled idiot. The older schooled the younger!!
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03-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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Yep, golfers are nasty.
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03-22-2012, 05:21 PM
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I think it's fake. Those old farts would have got an ass whopin. And the fat one could never run that fast in real life.
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03-22-2012, 05:49 PM
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Ask Joe Bob. He always stands in my corner.  And I'm 66 and can run like a deer.
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03-22-2012, 06:14 PM
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Yea but ur not a total fat ass. Did you see that dudes gut? I thought it might jiggle right off his body.
You know he has to lift it up to take a leak right? |
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03-22-2012, 06:18 PM
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Oh, he wasn't going all that fast. He didn't catch the kid, did he? He got in 25 yards and pooped out. Still, he's on the course pulling his bag, not riding in a cart. Probably got some legs.
Old fuchs can be treacherous. Maybe they had a couple of shots at the turn. |
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03-22-2012, 06:35 PM
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Its kinda like the saying "never mess with an old fart, they will not waste time hurting you, you will be dead"...
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03-22-2012, 06:52 PM
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My grandfather was in his late 60s buying a weedeater or something at a local store, had it on the ground at his feet when this 40ish year old dude came up and tried to take it (last one). My grandfather told him, "That's mine, I'm buying it. That's why it was sitting there."
Young guy, "Well it's mine now." Yeah, that didn't go over well. Gramps was about 5'8" and 140#. Open handed slap to the face and the young guy was on the ground. Gramps got the weedeater.
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When I was a little kid in the late '60s, I used to hang around the gas station sometimes on a busy corner by my house. I loved cars and the guys who worked there were all characters. I could write a book.
The weekend crew was two old guys who moonlighted, they had regular jobs during the week. One of them was named Harvey, I think he was a tree trimmer. He was the worst drunk I've ever seen in my life. His nickname was "Swede", which is funny in itself because nearly everyone in Minneapolis was Swedish in those days. The other one was Joe. He was a groundskeeper for the city parks and golf courses. Both guys were in their 50s at least and Joe was tougher than a $2 steak. Short, well-built and in perfect health despite the Camel straight in his mouth. One weekend, Joe showed up with a black eye. I asked him what happened, he said, "nothing". Later on, a couple of his park board buddies showed up and one said, "you sure had your way with those 3 guys on the golf course yesterday!" I still laugh thinking about those tough old buzzards 40 years later. Especially as I'm in my 50s now. |
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03-22-2012, 07:27 PM
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I think it's " nobody ****s with da Jesus mang"
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03-22-2012, 07:43 PM
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This would be a good video to show your kids. Especially if they have (or had!)remote controlled cars. 
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03-22-2012, 07:49 PM
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Even if it's fake, it is still funny...
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03-22-2012, 07:59 PM
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Lucky those kids didn't get smacked on their heads. They messed with other's games and they still come out and complain? People have no logical nowaday.
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03-22-2012, 08:05 PM
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Like u old farts didn't play jokes on people when u were kids. Damn.
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03-22-2012, 08:11 PM
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1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
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