Viagra vs Cialis

[gassy]

There's a "stiff competition" joke in here somewhere but I have to get back to work.

[LakeCleElum]

Warning: If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, call all your old girl-friends........

[9dreizig]

I have "a friend" who buys it from the 800 number advertised on XM radio .. Like $2 a pill and it arrives in professional generic pharmaceutical packaging from India..
Has it officially been classified as a recreational drug by the FDA yet?? ;-)

[jhg41977]

This thread is too damn funny!

[vash]

i had a chinese doc hand me a bunch of cards with free samples way back when i was young and my pecker would get ...well if the wind blew.

to this day, i have no idea where he got the idea that i needed viagra. i never took one, and i have no idea where the cards went. my girlfriend at the time was amused. maybe she has them.

[vash]

btw, viagra and cialis is 90% of my spam email folder. i hate it.

[wdfifteen]

Viagra is great for knee pain.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

Viagra is great for knee pain.

What, do you walk on your third leg?

[RWebb]

one pill makes you larger

and one pill makes you small

the ones her mother gives you don't do anything at all

[recycled sixtie]

Well Rattlsnak this is the funniest post so far this year. Mind u this is early in the year. This thread could go on forever. I always remember a fellow employee say to a good looking girl in the company, "watch out for the one eyed snake". Now these snakes can have viagra backup - deadly.

Well the flip side to that is that the female preying mantis after it has mated with the male, kills the male by chewing it's head off. Kind of like being married, but death is slower. The latter just kidding.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by rattlsnak

ha ha , yeah, thats the way it was around here for years. She finally got some hormone pills to help her through menopause and a resurgence has begun. She cant enough. And who am i to complain??

That was my ex-wife.

[vash]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

Viagra is great for knee pain.

hahahha..a boner makes most pains seem "softer"

[Joeaksa]

Blue pill just makes my ears turn red. Yellow pill keeps the ladies smiling for 2-3 days...

[wdfifteen]

I took a whole 100mg Viagra when I first got them and I had a lot of the side effects mentioned here, plus I was setting off metal detectors half a block away.

[Aurel]

No blue or yellow pill for me, thank you very much. And I do not need raised toilet seat either. But this was only my 5,000th post, things may be different at 10,000 posts...

[porsche4life]

Don't worry, I'm at over 18k and I still have no need for a pill or a raised toilet seat.....

[trekkor]

You can buy it on the street under it's slang name, "Magic Johnson"...


KT

[RANDY P]

It's a cool backup when you are liquored up and need to entertain.

Or- you meet someone new and you really, really want to knock it out of the park to get rave reviews.

Yes, it can be a strategic thing from time to time.

[s_morrison57]

Originally Posted by 9dreizig

I have "a friend" who buys it from the 800 number advertised on XM radio .. Like $2 a pill and it arrives in professional generic pharmaceutical packaging from India..
Has it officially been classified as a recreational drug by the FDA yet?? ;-)

I tried the "made in India"stuff and the wife felt the effects of the first doseage for 5-6 days, it was great. Everytime after that was almost no effect at all. I quit using them, tried the blue pill and the Cealis, I didn't know they made a yellow pill.
I work in the Jungle in S America and the guys cut down "Cabadula" trees and soak the bark for several days in water, they take the bark out and drink the water, works real good so I'm told, it tastes bad so I haven't tried it but I do have a bunch of the bark at home.
Finn

[targa911S]

The Tabadula tree makes you very opinionated and want to buy art and guns.