Porsche Blasphemy Thread!!

[Hydrocket]

Today while driving my 911, I did at least 4 things that would make some Porsche owners' heads explode!

1) I drove it in the rain
2) While on a dirt road
3) While using a cup holder
4) While smoking a cigar
5) While wearing a Lexus hat

Can anyone top that??

[crustychief]

#6 pink interior.

[James Brown]

with a pink interior, your exempt from porsche rules

[Flieger]

Ugh. You smoke in your Porsche?

[johnco]

I once carried 28 2x4 studs and a 6ft stepladder in mine.


but that was long ago in my first 924

[aigel]

#7 with a woody shift knob

There is a "do you drive your 911 in the rain" thread on the tech forum right now. That's just ridiculous. With regular harmonica bumper car owners weighing in on the subject. Hello? Your $15k Porsche is not a museum piece!

G

[Hydrocket]

LOL....Awesome!!

Originally Posted by crustychief

#6 pink interior.

Originally Posted by aigel

#7 with a woody shift knob
There is a "do you drive your 911 in the rain" thread on the tech forum right now.

Interior is Can Can red...and shift knob on my Rennshift after I broke the OEM one. Ya..the whole driving in the rain thing is what prompted this..

Too funny though....

Originally Posted by Flieger

Ugh. You smoke in your Porsche?

Not usually. But it started to rain shortly after I lit it, and it's too fine of a cigar to put out and re-light.

[Rick V]

Cup holder/ashtray

[livi]

Outrageous. Calls for a good spanking.

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Is our resident Fluffer now ALSO providing spankings as a service?????? WOW!!!!!! ;-)

[oldE]

When I worked for the dairy and used my 924S at work, I found I could carry 9 cases of milk with the back seat folded.

I must also say, with its skinny snow tired and excellent balance, it made an awesome winter driver. (Until the snow got deep!)

Best
Les

[sc_rufctr]

I drive mine in the rain often. I realy dont like leaving it in the garage just because it's raining.
I don't know what the big deal is. (The defrost and heater works in mine ~ SSI's)

I think that's the biggest problem. A lot of P folk have removed their heating system or part there of.
Smoking? I'm trying to quit so I don't smoke in either car.
Not many dirt roads around my place but I do have a friend who lives on a farm who I visit often and yes she has a dirt road leading up to her front door.

[VINMAN]

The first four I can accept. But...A Lexus hat???

[livi]

Originally Posted by Groesbeck Hurricane

Is our resident Fluffer now ALSO providing spankings as a service?????? WOW!!!!!! ;-)

Sure. This is no One Trick Pony.

[gr8fl4porsche]

I can top it - I have not driven the 87 in months - now that is blasphemy!

[Z-man]

Originally Posted by gr8fl4porsche

I can top it - I have not driven the 87 in months - now that is blasphemy!

+1 with my 944.

[LJ851]

Tested to 90mph+ with no problems.

[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Originally Posted by livi

Sure. This is no One Trick Pony.

My new hero!!!

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by Hydrocket

4) While smoking a cigar

I've only done that once, and with the targa roof off.

It's your car.

[island911]

Hydro, clearly you need a cool collar and an E-ram. ....maybe some chromed Fuchs.

(I left it alone, George.)