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JOT MON ABBR OTH
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"Major" relationship problem, "seeking" advice....
OMG!!!!! I could NOT believe it!!!!!
We went to a wedding (her best friend's) and I snagged a GREAT piece of ......wedding cake...... for later! Found a take home box, wrapped it up tight, set it aside with warning notes and ownership vouchers! I must mention this was a very, very good cake!!! Moist with an excellent frosting! Cook would NOT give me her frosting recipe. I BEGGED!!!!!! Went to go devour the cake and my loving partner of more than 21 years had disposed of it in the trash!!!! Bummed, now I need to know what do to about this MAJOR transgression 
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David '83 SC Targa (sold  ) MANLY babyblue honda '00 F250 7.3L (MINE!)'15 F250 Gas (Her Baby) '95 993 (sold )I don't take scalps. I'm civilized like white man now, I shoot man in back. |
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Feed her shoes to the dog.
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Punch her in the eye?
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Someone needs a spankin'
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You don't say if you simply told her you were saving the cake for later. Communication may have been the problem. Your enthusiasm may not have been evident to her, you might have to hide your disappointment too! And what was the timing of all this - hours, days, weeks??
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Guess you can't have your cake and eat it too!
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If the cake was still in the box, pull out of trash and eat.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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The flipside: I would have forgotten I had brought it home, and my wife would have ignored it for several weeks until it crawled off into the trash on its own.
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Dirty Sanchez.
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"Major" relationship problem, "seeking" advice....
Or donkey punch.
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...trip in the '83 with HER top off....
Followed by appropriate amends, whether it be horizontal or vertical mambo.... D. |
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09-18-2013, 09:34 AM
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Cut it in half and serve for desert.
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Did you get the memo?
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Are you SURE she just threw it out? How do you know she did not eat it and just say it was thrown out?
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I always look to Monty Python for relationship advice.
Tie her down, give her a good spanking, and then the oral sex. Monty Python Holy Grail - A spanking!
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"Well she sort of looks like the sort of woman that would eat the last pancake without asking. However I could live with that." (from the Scarlett Johansson thread, thanks to Kach22i.) Case closed.
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Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
Targa
M5
1995 BMW M3
Carrera
