Do you manscape?

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Laneco

Sooner or later, every subject matter in the universe is covered in this forum - LOL!

angela

And over and over again. I doubt it is ten threads, but there have been at least 5 on this subject over the years.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/274943-just-cut-my-sack.html

[David]

This is an old topic here but being married for 18 years before my divorce in 2012 I hadn't given it much thought.

One evening shortly after my split in 2012 while sitting around having beers with a few Pelicans who will remain nameless, this topic came up. I was quite surprised when the quick poll revelled all present manscaped and the age range was probably 20's to 50's

[vash]

Originally Posted by Noah930

That's what I first thought of when I saw the title of the thread, too. But then I realized it wasn't one that vash had started.

oh no..dont include me in this thread. ever.

i officially hand the torch over to chris..

i'm out!!!

[Gogar]

Trim those bushes! Makes the house look bigger.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by SilberUrS6

I think most folks consider "manscaping" to be the hair modifications that get done south of equator, but could also include stuff like chest hair and back hair.

I think that most anything one does to one's head is called "grooming".

All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants.

This^^^ when I hear "manscapeing I think of "trimming the bushes"

"All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants." Ah youth... when your eyebrow start to look like Andy Rooney you may reconsider.

[Outback Porsche]

I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs

[cockerpunk]

its only polite. i expect the women i am with to keep things neat, no reason why i shouldn't as well.

[SilberUrS6]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

This^^^ when I hear "manscapeing I think of "trimming the bushes"

"All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants." Ah youth... when your eyebrow start to look like Andy Rooney you may reconsider.

I covered that with "grooming".

[Crowbob]

This should be in PARF. Not one person will talk about the obvious. That is that most manscapers are illegals who snuck in. Put it in PARF! Open up the discussion to real men with bushes. Not that thee's anything wrong with that.

[dtw]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs

Use a REALLY good, sharp razor. Use excellent shaving cream. Rinse blade out very frequently to keep it from loading up. Do no more than 2 passes - once in each direction. Hit 'region' with an alum bar immediately afterward, then splash on some nice after-shave. Use some Gold Bond powder down there for a few days afterward if you tend to perspire.

I mean...so I've heard.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by dtw

Use a REALLY good, sharp razor. Use excellent shaving cream. Rinse blade out very frequently to keep it from loading up. Do no more than 2 passes - once in each direction. Hit 'region' with an alum bar immediately afterward, then splash on some nice after-shave. Use some Gold Bond powder down there for a few days afterward if you tend to perspire.

I mean...so I've heard.

I may have trimmed the bushes a few times but no way I'm digging up the lawn!

[dtw]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

I may have trimmed the bushes a few times but no way I'm digging up the lawn!

Whatever my lady wants, my lady gets.

I mean...so I've heard.

[Crowbob]

Rubbing alcohol. You forgot the post-weedwhack rinse with rubbing alcohol. I'm also told Icy-Hot produces some good effects and they last longer, too!

This thread sucks.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

This should be in PARF. Not one person will talk about the obvious. That is that most manscapers are illegals who snuck in. Put it in PARF! Open up the discussion to real men with bushes. Not that thee's anything wrong with that.

This is true! The lady who used to manscape me was French!

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs

You need to use one of these.

Just thins and trims, never chafes skin and no risk of cutting the old nut sac.

[126coupe]

Wife handles this chore for me

[Seahawk]

We both do, more topiary than landscaping

Me:



My wife:

[dan88911]

Other than the routine haircut . I trim whatever I think needs some trimming. ie. nose, ears, south of the border.
Lately a few brow hairs are growing in gray as expected following the beard and head hair.
I have been pulling them. I will probably given in at some point.
To me it's all grooming.

[imcarthur]

Originally Posted by dtw

Whatever my lady wants, my lady gets.

I mean...so I've heard.

I have found that manscaping 'down there' tends to encourage the 'up close' action . . . which is never, ever a bad thing. And electrics work very well.

Ian

[dtw]

Originally Posted by imcarthur

I have found that manscaping 'down there' tends to encourage the 'up close' action . . . which is never, ever a bad thing. And electrics work very well.

Ian

Agreed. Turn that jungle into a jungle gym.