You should change your name to Merle...keeps yer guitar pickin' fingers free of oil.

Or so I've heard :)

True Confession Time:
I'll never forget the first time I saw a new 851 Ducati. It was roped off in a dealer showroom..."Please Don't Sit."
Sit?, hell you couldn't even touch it...only with your eyes.
Ever heard the term "thought feeling"? That's what I had...a visceral experience.
And what my viscera told me was, "I have to have that. I could be somebody if I had that."
Not sure if I was motivated by any insecurity around endowment, but.................a few days later I bought it! :o
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:)

I could have bought the 350 cash, but noooo! I had to borrow money and get!the 500.
sigh...http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1478093984.jpg

Other than my 911, the only penis extender for me is insulting people on the internet.

Is there a conversion chart for converting 150 cc's into linear inches? ;)

ask any old geezer with a super model draped on his arm what really matters and he'll tell you:
a big ole pile of MONEY!

Buying expensive toys is counter-productive in this regard.

Collect money, hoard money, hold on to every penny.

It may seem like it takes forever, but by the time you are too old to appreciate it or do anything with it, you'll be attracting the finest trim money... uh I mean love can bring. :D




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All I know is that with the 350 I couldn't get it up.

With the 500, every time I twisted the throttle it headed for the sky!

Whew! I'm so glad this isn't like the Pelican chest picture thread...Hahaha.

I knew that was a risk, and yet still I "clicked"http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/hiding.gif
:D:DReminds me of this:
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Hey... wait a minute... I'm driving a 2015 Nissan Versa... I must have a Huge ding-a-ling! :D

Strange - I have never had anyone imply that because I drive a Porsche I have sub-average manhood. Actually, I have not been insulted by anyone in person since JrHS. The only time I ever get close to having this happen is on-line here and even then I came guarantee that these people would never say these things to my face.

Having anyone comment that "he must have a little dick" has never bothered me...mainly because I do have a big dick. :D

But having a big member has it's downsides, I can't sit on a regular toilet without my junk hitting the water. :eek:

Mine won't even fit through the hole in the toilet much less get near the water!

Yes, it's not the length... it's the girth.

Yea, it sucks when ya gotta wizz in the bathtub if the bathroom is real small. On airplanes ya just gotta wait until ya land.

Hell, I can alter the course of big airplanes, depending on which shoulder I flip it over.

I hate how they make me buy a 2nd ticket for mine. It's not like it's my fat flowing over into the next seat...

I hated High school, kids can be so mean, they called me "The Tripod".

I'd rather use the bathroom at the airport anyway...

YMMV.