Makes you yuuuuuuge! Spots are the downside.

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On those not infrequent occasions at the office wherein the urinal is occupied I have resorted to using the toilette for the purposes of micturation.

Just prior to letting go the flow and within within earshot of the afore-mentioned occupier, I would declare, 'Man that water is cold!'

I did go to the urologist for advice on making myself 12 inches in length.

His advice was to fold it.

I'm only six inches.

But girlfriends tell me that's easily wide enough.