A Texan & an Alaskan were constantly trying to one-up each other.
So they were taking a wizz off a bridge one day.
The Texan bragged, "Man, this water is cold."
The Alaskan retorted, "And it's deep, too."
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I know, it's an old one. :o

drew carey has a funny bit on "My dick is so big" jokes.

A small sample

My dick is so big it needs coasters
My dick is so big it has an elbow
My dick is so big etc.

good stuff

I never had to suffer that humiliation. I was pretty darn average in high school. It wasn't until I started piling up all of my various penis extenders that it got out of hand. Do you know how hard it is to find trousers with three legs?

Now I finally figured out why girls were amazed that I could pick up a basketball with one hand...

people want to see my dick all the time but it takes a long time to get it properly tucked into my boot so I decline.

When people see me in the UniMog, they think "He must be compensating for something..."

What do they say when they see me in the Isetta?

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big guns, tractors and power tools......... a lift in your own shop. a half a dozen chainsaws.......

hunting knives, lots of em.

your own shooting range.

trucks....... old, diesel, 6x6 dump trucks.

hot rods, several of them

barns........ more than one.

acerage with mature forest.

Have enough of these things and you have to donate yer dick to science.

Such diverse topics, this forum.

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A guy from my golf club saw me in the 997 Turbo last week.
In front of several golf buddies he said..."I saw you in your red turbo yesterday. What are you compensating for, a little dick". I said..."You've met my wife right? She's black. I didn't marry a black women because I like them. I only married a black women because no white girl will have sex with me".

I always figured you were compensating too...
Who else has a big azz 'yote eatin' dawg named "Tank" :)?

I keed, I keed...

I have a 944 and as of late have been DDing a mini van, I'm not worried about compensating for a damn thing! ;)

Most guys walk up and put it in. I put it in, then I walk up. :cool:

The fact that this thread has gone downhill anyway; I might as well add my joke.

Scene is three ladies sitting and chatting in a laundrette, south side Chicago.

One says "Ah call ma husband Mr. Ten inches because he is such a p***y pleaser." Hahahahah.

Next one says "Well, ah call ma husband Mr. Twelve inches because he is such a p***y pleaser." Hahahaha.

Third one says "Well... Ah call ma man Mr. Drambuie."

"Mr. Drambuie???" "Say, aint's that some fancy licker?"

There was no hope for this thread from the git go I'm afraid...

If'n you can lick your eyebrows, then nothing else matters :)

In my line of work there is no need for further enhancement signals. :D

Q) who you gonna please with that?

A) me!

Hah - this thread started in the gutter, how in the hell could it possibly go downhill? Unless, of course, it finally buried itself so deep it popped out "down under"...

Oh I see. Thanks Jeff, that solves a real mystery.

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.


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