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Trade you. On one side we have a nut, on the other side a crazy divorced bitsch. Fortunately both across the street are cool as hell.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Any time he speaks to you, stare into the distance, and say, "I am the angel of death. The time of purification is near".
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Invite them over to discuss a business proposition. Dress up. Start preaching the avails of Amway and the soap that won a congressional medal...
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Sell your house and move to another state.
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Is it mere coincidence that it looks like the cactus is "giving the finger?"
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We only have 1 neighbor that is a registered offender. Lucky me.
Back to your issue: I like the 'let me tell you about Scientology' approach or alternatively tell them you are Jehovah's Witness. That should do the trick...unless they are too and want to strike up a conversation from mutual ground then you are Fuched.
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Got you all beat.
We live on the water and a dick bought the house next door and renovated it to sleep 12. Now he rents it out on Air B and B and we get new a holes every weekend that just want to party.
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Same here. Sometimes I need practice with my .308 at First Light. 3 rounds spaced 5 minutes apart....
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Man I wish I could do that and not get arrested.
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Our nearest is over a quarter mile away and they are a great family so I have no good advice.
You could hang a goat carcass on the fence and wear a jester hat.
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Why everyone is cracking down on Airbnb - Jun. 22, 2016 Miami proposes banning Airbnb in some areas, strict regulations | Miami Herald A popular beach destination near DC is Rehoboth Beach, Delaware has the same fight. They call the remodeled / enlarged homes "McMansions". https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/07/14/rehoboth-gone-wild-inside-insane-feud-delaware-beach-town/ Hope those are at least interesting and maybe helpful to your issues. I cringe at this and hope it never becomes an issue in my neighborhood. We already have one older woman that rents a room in violation of local zoning ordinances. I fear that her 40 yo son that lives at home may want to rent out the other rooms when she dies.
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How about inviting the Darth Vader/kilted/flame throwing bagpipe guy on the unicycle over for a visit?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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The Ned Ryerson hug? You'll need a backup plan, in case he goes for it...
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I can't do it and I'll bet most of us can't.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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"Build it and they will come." -Providing cheap local housing will usually improve an area in the long run, because visitors spend 5-100x that amount on other local things(food, transportation, events, gifts). -It's the basis of all immigrant state economics which violate federal laws. "Big Corporations vs. The Little Guy/Gal" -Why shouldn't average citizen have as much right to access revenue as the multinational property next door based overseas? -Cottage industry has proven itself throughout history. -Big Corps don't pay as much taxes. "Stability" -Income means homeowners don't foreclose on their mortgages. (see-->Detroit) -Good for bankers/NY banksters which can't handle the rental business and get trillion dollar federal bailouts when they whine behind closed doors. -Good for local government property tax revenue. -The local money train stays a rollin' smoothly. Everyone happy. People keep pouring in. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NJ
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but remember to paint it mustard yellow.
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