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vash · vash's Garage

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Originally Posted by peteremsley

you didn't like the hash browns???

I didn’t. The place was caught in a time warp.

vash · vash's Garage

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Originally Posted by sammyg2

This was her when she was not busy being crazy:

Just another case of a guy thinking with the wrong head.
Maybe if she had a boob job I could see it .....

okay. I’m not a fan of billboard foreheads. Not even Jennifer Love Hewitts!

But she isn’t unattractive. Not by a mile.

Seahawk · 11:19 AM

Farrah and the 1970's just called, she wants her hairdo back.

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Originally Posted by sammyg2

I kid.

I wish the two kids well.

sammyg2 · 05-16-2018, 11:16 AM

There's a place in Anaheim called the Original pancake house. It's open from 6 am TO 2 pm and the line starts forming at around 5 am.
I've never been there or even driven by when it was open and didn't have a line out the door, going back 20 years at least.
It is AWESOME!
But nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded.

sammyg2 · 11:32 AM

I dated my share of good looking crazies in my yute, but I didn't get married until I found a girl as pretty on the INSIDE. She still is 26 years later.
Too many guys miss that little detail or get deceived by hormones. Sneaky little bastages.
In my case I chalk it up to pure blind luck or being blessed, or both.
I definitely got the better end of the deal.

Tobra · Tobra's Garage

That is not a forehead, that is a fivehead, clearly.

Waffle House about 0230 is most amusing, IHOP works for that too.

cmccuist · 05-16-2018, 12:59 PM

Mrs. Glover needs to check herself. There is a plethora of golf groupies just outside the ropes who would be more than happy to take her place.

If you're making a living swinging it on tour, you're living a charmed life and won't have any trouble swapping her out for someone who's not crazy-horse-face woman.

cmccuist · 05-16-2018, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CurtEgerer;10039157“Wait till the tour [PGA

hears about this,” she yelled at the deputies, according to the report. “You will lose your job. This is why cops get shot in the face. Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f---ing fired over this.”

OMG! I can't believe she played the "do you know who I am" card!

KFC911 · 05-16-2018, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tobra

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Waffle House about 0230 is most amusing, IHOP works for that too.

Just about any place is at that time...used to be a ritual for me....after the music ended....no mas

Bob Kontak · Bob Kontak's Garage

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Originally Posted by Seahawk

look at the forehead and ears: she is what happens when cousins share a double wide.

Contender for post of the year. I have tears in my eyes.

I normally shoot a 65. For nine.

SiberianDVM · SiberianDVM's Garage

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Originally Posted by cmccuist

Mrs. Glover needs to check herself. There is a plethora of golf groupies just outside the ropes who would be more than happy to take her place.

If you're making a living swinging it on tour, you're living a charmed life and won't have any trouble swapping her out for someone who's not crazy-horse-face woman.

She should know this already. She is the 2nd Mrs. Glover. Mr. Glover probably wishes he had kept the 1st one.

Crowbob · 05-16-2018, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SiberianDVM

She should know this already. She is the 2nd Mrs. Glover. Mr. Glover probably wishes he had kept the 1st one.

Being the 2nd means (if the guy has any brains) she's got nothing to lose by letting the crazy out.

She figures he's gonna let her out comfortably, which she might think is a better deal for her than the one they struck when they got married.

sammyg2 · 05-16-2018, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KC911

Just about any place is at that time...used to be a ritual for me....after the music ended....no mas

There used to be fast food places out here called Naugles before del taco bought them out.
At the time they were the only place open 24 hours.

We'd go there on Saturday night after midnight just to watch the show.
Had to park across the street to keep from getting hit.
They had to re-build the drive thru at the Placentia/Fullerton location several times.

Steve Carlton · 05-16-2018, 03:52 PM

I'll bet she doesn't make the cut.

motion · 05-16-2018, 03:58 PM

As at least a small consolation, Lucas sounds like a class act.

rfuerst911sc · 05-16-2018, 04:44 PM

She has the crazy I love my cousin look but bend her over the table and go to town

They look much better from behind.......... the eyes don't follow you

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Steve Carlton · 05-16-2018, 05:39 PM

She looks like a total a-hole in the pictures and I'll be she's terrible in the sack. Probably completely selfish and not generous in any way. I can tell all this by looking at a few unflattering photos...

legion · 05-16-2018, 05:45 PM

This is what stuck out to me in the article:

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He and Krista live in Jupiter and were married in 2012. They have a 6-year-old girl and a 3-year-old boy.

In other words, Glover knocked up a crazy chick six years ago, and is paying the price now.

ckelly78z · 05-17-2018, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by legion

This is what stuck out to me in the article:

In other words, Glover knocked up a crazy chick six years ago, and is paying the price now.

Entrapment on her part. She can live the good life, with money, travel, not working, and get away with it ....for a while. Unfortunately for her, this will damage her divorce settlement amount.

recycled sixtie · recycled sixtie's Garage

The internet news said he made just short of $2 million last year. How much $$ does his wife need?

Further internet news. Warren Buffett said one of the biggest life decisions you make is the kind of wife you marry. Sounds like this Lucas Glover is batting a 1000 when it comes to women.