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JMS935 08-08-2019 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10552516)
if all the inspections check out, well/septic and pest I should be in by the second week in sept.

maybe a Halloween party and we all dress like raw? big feather boas, tons of substance, inner cooler neck chains and big ass tails. bigger yir tail the better.

im busting Bernie, busting!

If pnutz is anywhere near the property during the inspection it’ll definitely fail the pest part of it.

dwelle 08-08-2019 10:34 PM

dang, you made a funny. well played...

matt930s 08-09-2019 04:07 AM

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911heaven 08-09-2019 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10552516)
if all the inspections check out, well/septic and pest I should be in by the second week in sept.

maybe a Halloween party and we all dress like raw? big feather boas, tons of substance, inner cooler neck chains and big ass tails. bigger yir tail the better.

im busting Bernie, busting!

I'll be there if I can make it! Bear in mind I'll be sporting a katana (Japanese sword) at my side, just in case any hard tails or funky long arms reach out for a hug! I don't mind shaking hands or a hug even. A shoulder bump would be fine, until I get to know you. After that, the sky is the limit!

Halloween does sound a bit scary though. Maybe I'll bring two swords.

Matt Monson 08-09-2019 05:06 AM

Something ain’t right with that boy.

911heaven 08-09-2019 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson (Post 10552697)
Something ain’t right with that boy.

Witch boy?

Matt Monson 08-09-2019 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 911heaven (Post 10552746)
Witch boy?

You, mate... This is how I picture you showing up at the party.



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1565363332.jpg

911heaven 08-09-2019 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson (Post 10552820)
You, mate... This is how I picture you showing up at the party.



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1565363332.jpg

Now you're taking! Just have the DJ ready, I'll be dancing too! (katana mochi). A thriller night!

bernie

dwelle 08-09-2019 07:25 AM

this thread just keeps getting better!...

Rawknees'Turbo 08-09-2019 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 911heaven (Post 10552677)
I'll be there if I can make it! Bear in mind I'll be sporting a katana (Japanese sword) at my side, just in case any hard tails or funky long arms reach out for a hug! I don't mind shaking hands or a hug even. A shoulder bump would be fine, until I get to know you. After that, the sky is the limit!

Halloween does sound a bit scary though. Maybe I'll bring two swords.

Is that what actually inspired your, "the real McCoy ", story, Berns?!?! :eek:

juanbenae 08-09-2019 07:49 AM

im good with a simple fist bump Bernie...

juanbenae 08-09-2019 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JMS935 (Post 10552528)
If pnutz is anywhere near the property during the inspection it’ll definitely fail the pest part of it.


that rules! well played sir!

Rawknees'Turbo 08-09-2019 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 911heaven (Post 10552677)
. . .

Halloween does sound a bit scary though. Maybe I'll bring two swords.

???

!!!

:eek:

Holy Jeebuz, Berns is proposing some party time, "sword fighting"!!! :eek: Such a kinky, freaky man!!! :D

911heaven 08-09-2019 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo (Post 10552850)
Is that what actually inspired your, "the real McCoy ", story, Berns?!?! :eek:

Actually no. The real McCoy story is a true story. It's something like in the movie Stand by Me, but with a twist of reality in this case. It got me into a fight at the park for telling the whole school about it. I paid for that at the park in a lost fight. I guess you can appreciate that. I would have kicked Danny's ass, if his friends hadn't pulled me off of him.

If I joke back to front, I guess it's OK, I told all my friends about the real McCoy on a Monday, and by Tuesday, sh-t had already hit the fan! I can joke about it now and have for years. I don't need therapy. If I arrive at Juan's however on Halloween, is it OK if I bring a katana?

One can never be too careful.

bernie

911heaven 08-09-2019 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson (Post 10551910)
I’m really lucky. No monkeys and somehow no squirrels. Squirrels will go through and take 20 tomatoes, take one bite of each, and just drop them on the ground. I think it’s because my property used to be one of the top Akida breeders in the world. They had about 2 dozen dogs here. I think their scent must still remain.

My next door neighbor loses a chicken to Fox every 3-4 months. 5 years and not a one. We’ve had deer and elk jump the fence but the coyotes stay away. We did have a rabid skunk this spring. He died when he drowned in the neighbors goldfish pond.

I use the pigs to clean up the orchard. Makes them taste better too when the time comes.

I noted that point about the Akita dogs. I've seen some here, but rare in these parts. Pretty cool dogs and very aggressive too. They remind me of a northern dog, like a husky, but different. Maybe from Akita Ken? I'll check it out. My neighbor had one a few years ago. Those dogs are like ferocious and predatory. They don't really belong in the city, like a Japanese city. Saying Akita ken is just bs on my part. Just rings a bell. I'll check it out.

Cheers!

ps forgot to say, read a couple months ago on news, in US a girl tried to take one home from an animal shelter, and when she got near, dog took half her face off!

Matt Monson 08-09-2019 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 911heaven (Post 10553053)
I noted that point about the Akita dogs. I've seen some here, but rare in these parts. Pretty cool dogs and very aggressive too. They remind me of a northern dog, like a husky, but different. Maybe from Akita Ken? I'll check it out. My neighbor had one a few years ago. Those dogs are like ferocious and predatory. They don't really belong in the city, like a Japanese city. Saying Akita ken is just bs on my part. Just rings a bell. I'll check it out.

They were originally a Japanese bear hunting dog from the north. So yeah. The US version is said to have German Shephard mixed in during or after WWII. Today unless people are showing them, they are generally used as guard dogs. Can you imagine a couple dozen of them free ranging on 3 acres? My property is sealed up like a zoo cage to make sure they never got out. Also makes it harder from the predators who don't fly or climb to get in. Though the deer and elk just hop the fence when they want through.

911heaven 08-09-2019 11:26 AM

If my intuition or memory hasn't failed me at 4 am Japan time, Akita Ken is Akita Prefecture. I may be spouting bull sh-t at this moment, but who knows? I'll check it out. I love those dogs though! I'm a cat guy. Got 4 cats, one is Abbysinnian. I can't spell that properly on a smart phone right now. Most intelligent house cat on the planet!

juanbenae 08-10-2019 08:26 AM

appears pnutz's mom must have shut down the internet to the basement again due to the fact there has not been a CC image posted in a page or so here...

JMS935 08-10-2019 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10553766)
appears pnutz's mom must have shut down the internet to the basement again due to the fact there has not been a CC image posted in a page or so here...

Or maybe he’s literally used up all of the caveman images found on the internet by this point, thus run out of material. He could be stuck trying to figure out who to troll next. Decisions, decisions...

juanbenae 08-10-2019 04:48 PM

any of you other hero's ever wonder like me where to set your cape at the end of each day?

1979-930 08-10-2019 05:23 PM

Congrats Toby!

But don’t be surprised when none of these guys follow through and show up at the new pad.
Remember Rennsport?



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Matt Monson 08-10-2019 05:47 PM

I won't be on the clock at Toby's.

Rawknees'Turbo 08-10-2019 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10554207)
any of you other hero's ever wonder like me where to set your cape at the end of each day?

I hang my cape on my d**k - it's a really long cape, too, and shiit!!! :eek:

dwelle 08-10-2019 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 1979-930 (Post 10554233)
Congrats Toby!

But don’t be surprised when none of these guys follow through and show up at the new pad.
Remember Rennsport?



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i was there!...

:)

pmax 08-10-2019 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dwelle (Post 10554269)
i was there!...

:)

So, did you two suck dick or ream each other's asses ?

dwelle 08-10-2019 09:06 PM

wow max.

you come up with that all by yourself?

i didn't think you had it in you.



teed that one right up for ya, raw...

Matt Monson 08-11-2019 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by pmax (Post 10554308)
So, did you two suck dick or ream each other's asses ?

Feeling left out again?

juanbenae 08-11-2019 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pmax (Post 10554308)
So, did you two suck dick or ream each other's asses ?

all fun and games until the line is crossed. very poor form nutz.:rolleyes:

Matt Monson 08-11-2019 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10554542)
all fun and games until the line is crossed. very poor form nutz.:rolleyes:

Agreed. I almost reported it, but figure we are better at self regulating.

juanbenae 08-11-2019 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1979-930 (Post 10554233)
Congrats Toby!


Remember Rennsport?

not a done deal yet deez. many an inspection in the next week to 10 days. septic, well pump/system, water quality, and the rest of the standards including pest and such. thanks and hoping these go go as expected.

ya, I flaked on the RS meet at phil's with the crew. I was almost over feeling bad about that until now it's like it was yesterday......

911heaven 08-11-2019 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson (Post 10554485)
Feeling left out again?

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10554542)
all fun and games until the line is crossed. very poor form nutz.:rolleyes:

Better take inventory pnutz, too graphic, too offensive. Be a better cun-t, not a bad cun-t. You can do it if you put your mind to it, so do it.

regards,


keep up the meds if they work. Be a true team player!

pmax 08-11-2019 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10554542)
all fun and games until the line is crossed. very poor form nutz.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson (Post 10554546)
Agreed. I almost reported it, but figure we are better at self regulating.

Haha, you two prudes are taking it way too literally :eek::eek::eek:

Matt Monson 08-11-2019 09:45 AM

Yeah, that’s it.

pmax 08-11-2019 09:53 AM

Let's turn it down for the country club.

juanbenae 08-11-2019 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pmax (Post 10554737)
Let's turn it down for the country club.


you've missed the point completely dude. there is plenty of nonsensical banter around these parts taking shots at one another on a daily basis all in a fun intelligent way. not that it necessarily hurt anyone's feelings, but that it was very much jr. high playground sort of junk. id like to think our work here to be a bit more thoughtful in a sharp witted intellectual way. you failed spectacularly above in that.

that was lame and easy. the work of a half wit you are revealing yourself to be further by defending it like ive quoted above.

toby

pmax 08-11-2019 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 10554762)
you've missed the point completely dude. there is plenty of nonsensical banter around these parts taking shots at one another on a daily basis all in a fun intelligent way. not that it necessarily hurt anyone's feelings, but that it was very much jr. high playground sort of junk. id like to think our work here to be a bit more thoughtful in a sharp witted intellectual way. you failed spectacularly above in that.

that was lame and easy. the work of a half wit you are revealing yourself to be further by defending it like ive quoted above.

toby

Yep, I already knew and said you are a lot smarter than me, did you not read that post where I did ?

It was a simple question. I will tone down and turn down the friendly banter just for you .... might need to retire the caveman to PPMPF archives at the same time, others willing ?

Matt Monson 08-11-2019 11:39 AM

I was forced to go caveman this morning and harvest a chicken. Too many roosters and I’ve run out of space. I was hoping to fatten him another 2-3 months but he go out and got beat up to bad. It was the humane thing really. He picked one too many fights and got put down hard. Was planning to do wheel ads this morning. Instead I had to clean my workspace.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1565552337.jpg

matt930s 08-11-2019 02:34 PM

You are a disgusting idiot troll; a keyboard warrior and you probably still live in your grandparents basement. Listen up, you would have your ass handed to you in person for saying **** like that.

Also, not too smart of a post for an IT “professional”...

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Originally Posted by pmax (Post 10554308)
So, did you two suck dick or ream each other's asses ?


pmax 08-11-2019 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by matt930s (Post 10555109)
You are a disgusting idiot troll; a keyboard warrior and you probably still live in your grandparents basement. Listen up, you would have your ass handed to you in person for saying **** like that.

Also, not too smart of a post for an IT “professional”...

Never knew PPMPF can debase to such disgusting lows !

JMS935 08-11-2019 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pmax (Post 10555175)
Never knew PPMPF can debase to such disgusting lows !

You are the disgusting lows you obtuse moron. Wtf is wrong with you? That’s a rhetorical question, we all already know the answer to it.


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