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08-19-2013, 06:49 PM
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Put a fork in it...seriously?
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Err.... Thats a pisser.
Err.... Thats a pisser.
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08-18-2013, 01:29 PM
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What would you pay for this tractor?
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Hawktel
Doesn't look safe. Looks like if you hit a stump,...
Doesn't look safe. Looks like if you hit a stump, or a rock, you take a tiller to the boys.
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08-18-2013, 01:25 PM
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Hide your Pythons
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Hawktel
Never understood snake owners that try to tell me...
Never understood snake owners that try to tell me that their pet is very affectionate.
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08-18-2013, 01:09 PM
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Teacher Caught Offering Sex To Students As A “Prize”
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Pretty sure if when I was 15, a 31 year old had...
Pretty sure if when I was 15, a 31 year old had shown me the rope's, I'd be okay. Yep, A okay.
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08-14-2013, 07:41 PM
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I love not having children as much as you love having yours.
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I made it to 36, No kids, was happy, free, no...
I made it to 36, No kids, was happy, free, no need to do much of anything, good with what was going on. I was happy to have no kids. I had it planned out, the retirement to some nice places, the nice...
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08-12-2013, 05:46 PM
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Hyperloop - Elon Musk's Alternative to High-Speed Rail
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Hawktel
I am not a engineer enough to know if it would...
I am not a engineer enough to know if it would work.
But I like the idea behind it. I think we should have a train that gets from LA to NY in under 4 hours including the 1/2 hour stop in Denver,...
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08-11-2013, 03:22 PM
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Dog is going chase down Snowden in Russia, Reallly....
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Hawktel
I got a dollar that says Dog can't find Moscow on...
I got a dollar that says Dog can't find Moscow on a map in under 1 minute.
And his wife can't find it in 10.
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08-05-2013, 08:19 PM
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Don't Hug Me Bro
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I've got a friend I've knowing for 35+ years (and...
I've got a friend I've knowing for 35+ years (and I'm only 40). I have broken bread with him, drank his beer, watched his guns, lent him money with no expectation of return. I have driven...
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07-31-2013, 07:46 PM
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What have you EVER done no one else has?
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Hawktel
From the creepy article..
From the creepy article..
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07-27-2013, 03:08 PM
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Gun in bars...I just don't understand...it...
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Hawktel
I see several open carry in a year here in SLC...
I see several open carry in a year here in SLC utah. I saw a guy with a 45 open carry at walmart just yesterday.
I felt just as safe as I did before I saw him.
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07-17-2013, 08:24 PM
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Officers in Schools to Protect Kids
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Hawktel
From the article... the shooter.. Why...
From the article... the shooter..
Why would you assign that goldbricker to the school? I'm not saying best man, but the bottom of the barrel?
Ohh crap.. what if he isn't the bottom of the...
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07-17-2013, 08:16 PM
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Anti "Ticket Camera" Plate Covers?
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Hawktel
Go old school. ...
Go old school.
http://thehumanfootprint.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dscf0038.jpg?w=468
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07-05-2013, 09:56 PM
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4th of July DUI Checkpoint - Drug Dogs, Searched without Consent, Rights Taken Away
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Hawktel
I can understand both sides. Hell I cave, and do...
I can understand both sides. Hell I cave, and do nothing but Yes officer, and No officer when they roll up, and I go to lengths to make sure they don't have any reason to go nutz when they have me...
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07-05-2013, 09:49 PM
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Now this is a first pitch!!
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Hawktel
I'm ready to watch her play all day long.
I'm ready to watch her play all day long.
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05-12-2013, 09:22 AM
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WHEN WILL THE UN put down laws on procreation!
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Hawktel
Pretty simple to solve. Buy everyone in the...
Pretty simple to solve. Buy everyone in the developing countries a TV. Worked great for minimizing the industrial nations population growth.
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03-02-2013, 04:52 PM
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My Uncles 1968 Corvette
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Hawktel
If your close to him, doesn't matter that its not...
If your close to him, doesn't matter that its not stock.
I own my grandfathers's spoon. Its just a old bolt action spoon. I value it more than any other spoon I own, or am likely to own.
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01-05-2013, 08:27 AM
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Interesting yet buried medical news
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Hawktel
I don't have a tinfoil hat, so I think it would...
I don't have a tinfoil hat, so I think it would actually be used extensively, and would leave all the other stuff on the table to be fixed. Aids, MLS, Cystic Fibrouses, right back to the common cold,...
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12-25-2012, 09:10 AM
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Olympian and the oldest profession
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Hawktel
I know a girl who works at 9-5 job at a bank,...
I know a girl who works at 9-5 job at a bank, fits all this exactly. Well except the bike, benz, townhouse, Blow and Cash.
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12-23-2012, 09:07 AM
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Italian Flash Mob
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Hawktel
I got it started and turned it up loud as I was...
I got it started and turned it up loud as I was sorting some laundry.
My 3 year old came in asked "daddy what is that noise?"
/sigh... so much work to be done on her...
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11-12-2012, 08:36 AM
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KSU New BCS #1 - ESPN Not Happy
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Hawktel
Pretending a popularity poll is a good way to...
Pretending a popularity poll is a good way to crown a winner in a sporting contest is dumber than a prius in the fast lane.
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11-12-2012, 07:46 AM
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Can anyone else NOT walk around in a mall?
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Hawktel
I'll take a nice uncrowded mall any day over...
I'll take a nice uncrowded mall any day over Walmart on Saturdays.
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10-27-2012, 11:15 AM
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NYC cop planned to kidnap, torture, cook and EAT up over 100 women
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Hawktel
You know, just the logistics of this make it seem...
You know, just the logistics of this make it seem like a stupid crime.
Assuming you kidnap cook and dress out 100 women. If you look at the cow thread, the guy selling seems to think you would get...
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09-09-2012, 05:15 PM
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Did a show with this kid last night....
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Hawktel
You guys sound pretty good.
You guys sound pretty good.
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09-09-2012, 12:51 PM
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In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win an
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4,685
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Hawktel
Jackson got into duels where his plan was to let...
Jackson got into duels where his plan was to let the other guy shoot him first and then shrug of the pain and shoot him dead before he could bleed out.
That is dedication to being a badass.
Not...
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09-07-2012, 06:54 PM
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In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win an
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Hawktel
Anyone who knows history knows Andrew Jackson...
Anyone who knows history knows Andrew Jackson wins. Jackson was not a man to go up against.
TR, as a second place.
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