I liked widebody911's comment in this thread...
Geminid meteor shower tonight/tomorrow
quote:
"A few years ago, I had this really dumb g/f.
Really dumb.
It's late summer, and I'm setting my alarm for 2:00am. She asks what I'm doing; I tell her I want to get up and watch the meteor shower. She asks why I don't just tape it.
I really wish I could make this stuff up"
This made me wonder what dumb things the rest of us have heard from girlfriends, friends, ourselves, etc.
I had a girlfriend once asked what time the 24hr gas station shut.
But my personal favorite was my buddies girlfriend who, seeing recycled toilet paper in the supermarket, asked -
"How do they get it out of the ocean?"